PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Douglas Quaid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Frazier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quaid comes into the arena with Total Recall blaring out of the sound system. Joe Frazier will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Quaid
vs
Frazier

186 cm
33
260 lbs
31 - 13 - 0

225 cm
35
275 lbs
32 - 15 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Douglas Quaid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 15 - 1, fighting out of New York, Joe Frazier!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Paul Tew and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quaid sizes up Frazier with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Frazier throws a leg kick that misses.
Quaid throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Frazier counters with a left to the body.
Quaid misses with a straight right.
Quaid has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Frazier finds it's way round the side to connect with Quaid's head.
Frazier smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Frazier scores with a hook.
Quaid misses with a left hand
and Frazier counters with a thumping low kick.
Quaid with a hook.
Frazier throws a hook to the side of Quaid's head but Quaid sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Quaid throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Frazier on the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Quaid dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Quaid moves out of range of the body kick from Frazier.
Frazier on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Quaid throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Some bone on bone action there as Quaid checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Frazier has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Quaid connects with a body shot that sends Frazier's belly button to the back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quaid throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Frazier misses the jab.
Frazier takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Quaid lands a glancing blow to the side of Frazier's head.
A slow jab from Quaid misses its intended target.
Frazier throws a hook but Quaid avoids it easily.
Quaid throws a lazy uppercut
and Frazier counters with a body kick.
A swing and a miss from Quaid.
Quaid throws a body punch but Frazier moves out of range.
Frazier looks to land a combination but Quaid avoids it well.
Quaid checks a low kick from Frazier.
Frazier is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Frazier goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Quaid throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Frazier lets loose with a powerful body kick. Quaid will feel that in the morning.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Quaid thuds a left hand into Frazier's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quaid connects with a single shot there.
Frazier fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Quaid is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Frazier.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Frazier! But no joy.
Frazier throws a right hand that Quaid ducks under and follows up with a left that Quaid also avoids with ease.
Quaid half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Quaid blocks a jab.
Quaid connects with a right hand. Frazier shakes it off.
Frazier misses with a double jab
and Quaid counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Quaid throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Frazier sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Quaid looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Frazier thows a left - swing and a miss!
Quaid is looking to counter punch.
Quaid misses with a right hand
and Frazier cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Quaid fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Quaid throws a lazy uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

Quaid fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Frazier to the ground. Quaid is now in Frazier's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Frazier holds on and takes a little breather.
Frazier is trying to keep Quaid in close.
Quaid throwing strikes from guard but Frazier blocks nicely.
Quaid content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Quaid trying to control the position from guard on top but Frazier is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Frazier pulls Quaid in close to his closed guard and prevents Quaid from doing any damage or advancing position.
Frazier keeping moving, preventing Quaid from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Frazier trying to control the position here.
Frazier avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Frazier looking to control.
Quaid is stalling in the full guard.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Quaid keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Quaid throws a jab but it's blocked by Frazier.
Nice shot lands for Quaid.
Frazier moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Frazier is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Quaid.
Frazier slips under a jab.
Frazier tries to counter by closing the distance.
Quaid scores with a sloppy right hand. Frazier should have avoided that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Douglas Quaid will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Frazier throws a body punch but Quaid moves out of range.
Frazier throws a body kick that misses.
Frazier fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Frazier moves away from the strike by Quaid.
A little jabbing left from Frazier on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Frazier displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Quaid.
Frazier leaves Quaid with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Frazier throws a lazy right hand but Quaid sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Frazier.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Quaid blocks a jab.
Frazier fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Quaid has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Frazier throws the left hand but Quaid avoids the punch easily.
Frazier takes a swing at Quaid's ribcage but misses.
Quaid takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Frazier moves away from the strike by Quaid.
Frazier tests Quaid's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Frazier takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Frazier throws out a loose jab but Quaid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Quaid tries to counter with a takedown but Frazier is quick to defend against it.
Quaid dodges the punch combination from Frazier.
Quaid tries to counter with a takedown but Frazier is quick to defend against it.
Frazier wants to land a leg kick but Quaid is out of range.
Frazier moves out of range as Quaid strikes.
Frazier is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Quaid with a body shot.
Frazier slips under a jab from Quaid.
Frazier throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Quaid misses with a body shot.
Frazier avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Frazier steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Quaid.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quaid throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Frazier misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Quaid.
That kick from Frazier tenderised Quaid's leg. Quaid is trying to keep his angry face on.
Quaid misses with a body shot.
Joe Frazier is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A jab from Frazier misses.
Frazier connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Quaid throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Frazier lands a head shot.
Frazier lands with a hook. Quaid tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Frazier misses with an uppercut.
Quaid takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Frazier throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Quaid scores with a jab. Frazier acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Frazier with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Quaid to score with a decent uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quaid throws a shot from downtown. Frazier moves away and avoids it.
Quaid misses with a wild body shot.
Jab from Quaid.
Quaid swings widly with a right hand
and Frazier counters with a leg kick.
Quaid takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Quaid scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Nice jab there from Quaid.
Donk. Frazier catches Quaid right on the button with a cross.
Frazier lands a nice looking body shot.
Quaid throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Frazier counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Frazier uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Quaid.
Nice shot lands for Frazier.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Frazier uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Quaid.
Quaid misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Frazier counters with a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Frazier throws a body kick that misses.
Quaid misses with a body shot.
Frazier flicks out a counter leg kick but Quaid steps away.
Quaid is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Quaid checks a leg kick.
Quaid doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Some bone on bone action there as Quaid checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Quaid with a poor takedown
and Frazier cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Douglas Quaid. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Frazier lands a lovely overhand right.
Frazier lands a nice leg kick that just misses Quaid's sensitive parts.
Quaid thows a left - swing and a miss!
Frazier scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Quaid is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

Quaid is rocked!
Frazier has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Frazier cracks Quaid with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joe Frazier!
Joe Frazier took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.
In defeat, Douglas Quaid stepped up to the mic, saying 'That one was from Santa!'.