PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Diego Jarszczko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Four Loko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jarszczko's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lil Flip ft. Chamillionaire - Playa 4 Life. Loko is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by marry yourdaughter. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Jarszczko
vs
Loko

187 cm
35
196 lbs
27 - 12 - 0

185 cm
38
181 lbs
31 - 18 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Fast

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Diego Jarszczko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Four Loko!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loko chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Loko has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Jarszczko is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Jarszczko misses with an uppercut.
Loko misses with a wild combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Jarszczko misses the target.
Jarszczko waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Loko.
Loko lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Loko rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jarszczko moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jarszczko just misses with a punch to the body.
Good leg kick by Jarszczko there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Loko misses with the combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Decent striking displayed by Jarszczko there.
Loko throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Jarszczko's head.
Four Loko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Loko misses with a looping left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jarszczko bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Jarszczko throws a body punch but Loko moves out of range.
It seemed like Loko was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Loko throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Jarszczko counter with a right hand.
Jarszczko tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Loko ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Loko throws the kick towards the body but Jarszczko avoids it.
Loko rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jarszczko moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Loko throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Jarszczko moves away from the strike by Loko.
Jarszczko looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Loko tries to move into range but Jarszczko moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Loko throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Jarszczko appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Loko scores with a head kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jarszczko takes a kick to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loko throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jarszczko was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Jarszczko misses with a hook.
A head kick misses from Loko.
Loko on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Loko looks winded!
Jarszczko tries to bum rush Loko with a series of wild strikes but Loko uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Loko follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Jarszczko connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Loko's hands.
Jarszczko pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Loko tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Loko throws a lazy head kick

and Jarszczko counters with a nice right hand that sends Loko toppling to the canvas! Loko scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Jarszczko finish him?!

Loko is rocked!
Jarszczko misses with an uppercut. Loko saw that one coming.
Loko is still on wobbly legs! Can Jarszczko finish him?
Jarszczko getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jarszczko drops Loko with a big left hand! Loko is injured, injured bad! Jarszczko jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Diego Jarszczko!
A very excited looking Diego Jarszczko made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.