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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lump Beefrock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wyatt is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Mushroomhead - Qwerty . Derp Wyatt has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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300 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
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200 cm
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291 lbs
8 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lump Beefrock!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, James Ackerman and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wyatt fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
Wyatt misses the body punch
and Beefrock counters with a nice low kick that buckles Wyatt's knee momentarily.
Beefrock uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Wyatt has time to react.
Beefrock slips a jab from Wyatt.
Left hook, right uppercut from Beefrock.
It looks like Derp Wyatt has been cut.
Wyatt misses with an uppercut.
Beefrock scores with a shot to the body.
A slow jab from Wyatt misses its intended target.
A jab from Wyatt misses.
Wyatt throws out a powerful jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wyatt throws a left and a right that both miss
and Beefrock counters with a big right hand! Oh Wyatt is in trouble here! Beefrock follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lump Beefrock!
Lump Beefrock retains his super heavyweight title!
Lump Beefrock thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Derp Wyatt was interviewed post fight and said 'Well done Ernesto and Timmy!. The better fighter won on the day. Cheers to Lutte for the tourney. I will be back in the cage in no time to fuck up some more fuckers.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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