PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Jordan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman comes into the arena with Huey Lewis and The News - Hip To Be Square blaring out of the sound system. Patrick Bateman has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bateman
vs
Jordan

203 cm
37
274 lbs
36 - 16 - 0

205 cm
32
265 lbs
25 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 16 - 0, fighting out of London, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joe Jordan!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, William Gold and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bateman throws a lazy body kick
and Jordan counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jordan walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bateman misses with a low kick.
Bateman throws a lazy right hand but Jordan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bateman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Bateman.
Jordan wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jordan lands with a slapping head kick.
A jab from Bateman does it's job there.
Bateman takes a swing at Jordan's ribcage but misses.
Jordan steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Bateman takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jordan lands a front kick.
We've been informed that Jordan has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Jordan uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bateman.
Bateman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jordan wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bateman looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bateman is breathing heavily.
Jordan scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bateman doesn't seem bothered though.
Jordan just misses with a punch to the body.
Bateman swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jordan throws a push kick but Bateman slaps the foot to one side.
Jordan scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jordan scores with a body shot.
Jordan scores with a punch to the head.
Bateman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bateman was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Jordan.
Jordan slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bateman misses with an uppercut. Jordan saw that one coming.
Jordan throws out a counter right but Bateman avoids it with no problem.
Jordan connects with an inside leg kick.
Jordan looks for a left high kick but can't connect. Jordan backs up to catch a breather... no he lunges forward with a huge flying knee that smacks Bateman's temple! It sends Bateman violently to the canvas! The crowd goes nuts as Jordan celebrates and the doctors try to help Bateman!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Flying Knee). Joe Jordan!
Joe Jordan is the new heavyweight champion!