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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Sewell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Turd Johnson has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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200 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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186 cm
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205 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Likes ground |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Turd Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Michael Sewell!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Leandro Rodrigues and Thiago Cunha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Johnson fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Sewell darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Johnson makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Johnson.
Sewell avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Johnson looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Sewell is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Johnson has his feet on Sewell's thighs here. He's pushed Sewell off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Sewell screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Turd Johnson!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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