PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tamias Poochyena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richard Villars (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Poochyena comes to the cage accompanied by This Life - Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Poochyena
vs
Villars

225 cm
39
295 lbs
41 - 20 - 3

190 cm
30
262 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 41 - 20 - 3, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tamias Poochyena!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Richard Villars!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Villars tries to bum rush Poochyena with a series of wild strikes but Poochyena uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Villars throws a hook to the side of Poochyena's head but Poochyena sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Poochyena tried to score with a low kick but Villars checks it.
Villars tries to clinch but Poochyena moves out of range.
Good work by Villars as he checks the leg kick.
Poochyena slips a jab from Villars.
Villars throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Villars has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Villars avoids the head kick by Poochyena.
Villars with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Villars on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Poochyena swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Villars has managed to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poochyena misses with a punch on the inside.
Poochyena blocks an uppercut.

Poochyena pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A combination from Villars does no damage.
Villars misses with a wild combination.
Poochyena throws a counter high kick but Villars was just alert enough to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Villars swinging wildly here.
Villars looks to throw the jab but Poochyena is out of range.
Poochyena seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Poochyena slips under a jab.
Poochyena thumps Villars with a low kick.
Poochyena defending well as Villars loads up on a big left hand.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Poochyena lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Villars has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Villars and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A head kick misses from Poochyena.
Poochyena throws a head kick but Villars moves out of range.
Poochyena walks into a jab.

It looks like Tamias Poochyena has been cut.
Villars misses with a wild combination.
Poochyena throwing a counter right hand but Villars manages to avoid it.
Poochyena is looking to land body kicks.
Villars misses with a shot to the body
and Poochyena counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Villars throws a lazy right hand but Poochyena sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Poochyena lands a two punch combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Villars misses with a straight right.
Poochyena throws a counter high kick but Villars was just alert enough to avoid it.
Villars blocks a head kick by Poochyena.
Poochyena looks for the body kick but Villars saw that one coming.
Villars throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Villars takes a kick to the side of the head.
A combination from Villars does no damage.
A jab from Villars misses.
Poochyena is looking to counter with a body kick.
Poochyena throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Poochyena drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Villars right on the button. Villars goes down! Poochyena follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Poochyena gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tamias Poochyena!
A very excited looking Tamias Poochyena rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.