PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chip Chocolate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ham Sammich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chocolate comes to the cage accompanied by Cookie Dance. Sammich has chosen Dadude Sandstorm as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Chocolate
vs
Sammich

194 cm
19
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

150 cm
19
300 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chip Chocolate!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ham Sammich!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Tiny Johnson and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sammich is looking to clinch.
Chocolate cracks Sammich with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

It looks like Ham Sammich has been cut.

Chocolate gets the takedown into side control.
Chocolate takes a little break here. Sammich wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Chocolate's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Chocolate scoring with punches and elbows.
Sammich looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chocolate just content to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chocolate landing a few strikes.
Sammich is working to avoid the ground and pound but Chocolate connects with a decent elbow.

The cut above Ham Sammich's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Chocolate passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Sammich!
Chocolate lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Sammich hang on?

Sammich is rocked!

Ham Sammich's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ham Sammich's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Chip Chocolate!
Chip Chocolate bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Ham Sammich spoke after the fight, saying 'He was on steroids!'.