PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Conway Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brad Doyles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Titties
vs
Doyles

175 cm
20
185 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

180 cm
22
187 lbs
5 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Conway Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Brad Doyles!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Daniel Blasius and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties stuffs the takedown.
Titties moves out of range of the body kick from Doyles.
Titties seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Titties cracks Doyles with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Doyles avoids the head kick by Titties.
Titties jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Doyles closes this distance looking for a takedown but Titties circles away.
Doyles tries to clinch but Titties moves out of range.
Titties checks the leg kick.
Titties swats away the attempt to clinch by Doyles.
It appears Titties was looking to counter with a kick there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doyles tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Titties is able to avoid easily.
Doyles fails with the takedown.
Conway Titties has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brad Doyles.
Titties is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Doyles hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Conway Titties!
An out of breath Conway Titties thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.