PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Daniels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kyle Broflovsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Daniels kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Man Of Constant Sorrow. Kyle Broflovsky will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Daniels
vs
Broflovsky

201 cm
25
290 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

225 cm
19
300 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jack Daniels!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kyle Broflovsky!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Daniels is looking to score with low kicks.
Broflovsky looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Daniels throws a head kick that misses.
Daniels throws a lazy head kick
and Broflovsky connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Daniels tried to score with a low kick but Broflovsky checks it.

Broflovsky tries to keep at a distance but Daniels has taken the fight into the clinch.

Daniels escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Daniels throws a body shot but no joy.
Broflovsky looks like he wants to counter punch here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Daniels misses with a leg kick
and Broflovsky counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Broflovsky blocks a head kick by Daniels.
Broflovsky looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Daniels misses with a body punch
letting Broflovsky counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Daniels has Broflovsky up against the cage in a clinch.

Daniels's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Daniels throws a right and a left that Broflovsky avoids nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Broflovsky! But no joy.
Daniels misses with a wild combination.

Daniels takes the fight into the clinch.
Daniels has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Broflovsky is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Daniels breaks from the clinch.
Daniels misses with a combination
and Broflovsky counters with a straight right hand.
Daniels thuds a left hand into Broflovsky's body.
Daniels moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Broflovsky looks winded!
Broflovsky walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

It looks like Kyle Broflovsky has been cut.
Daniels tries a head kick but it misses.
A little jabbing left from Broflovsky on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Daniels throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Broflovsky! But no joy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Daniels swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Broflovsky counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Broflovsky blocks a head kick by Daniels.
Daniels misses with a jab to the body
and Broflovsky counters with a straight right hand.
Broflovsky moves out of range as Daniels strikes.
Broflovsky throws out a counter right but Daniels avoids it with no problem.
Jack Daniels seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Daniels lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Broflovsky circles away quickly and effectively.
Daniels fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Daniels misses the shot to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Broflovsky! But no joy.
Daniels throws a sloppy head kick
and Broflovsky counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Daniels throws a left and a right that both miss
and Broflovsky connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Daniels tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Daniels.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Broflovsky! But no joy.
Daniels fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Broflovsky manages to avoid it.
It seemed like Broflovsky was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Daniels scores with a leg kick.
Daniels misses with a head kick.
Daniels throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A little jabbing left from Broflovsky on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Broflovsky avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Broflovsky throws out a counter right but Daniels avoids it with no problem.
Daniels misses with a jab to the body
letting Broflovsky counter with a right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Broflovsky blocks a head kick by Daniels.
Daniels throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Daniels dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kyle Broflovsky's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Daniels misses with a combination
and Broflovsky connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Broflovsky moves out of range of the body kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Broflovsky! But no joy.
Daniels tries to close the distance and clinch but Broflovsky swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Daniels. Broflovsky does a little dance to reset his feet.

Daniels has Broflovsky up against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Daniels jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Broflovsky walks away with a smile on his face. Daniels gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Daniels throws a combination that misses
and Broflovsky counters with a nice uppercut.
Daniels throws a low kick but Broflovsky avoids it.
Broflovsky looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Broflovsky has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Daniels misses the shot to the body.
Broflovsky throws out a counter right but Daniels avoids it with no problem.
Daniels throws a left and a right that both miss
and Broflovsky cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Broflovsky avoids the head kick by Daniels.
Daniels throws a right and a left that both miss.
A little jabbing left from Broflovsky on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Daniels looks to score with a jab to the body but Broflovsky is just out of range.
Daniels misses with a body shot.
Broflovsky looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Daniels swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Daniels takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Daniels throws a combination that misses
and Broflovsky counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Daniels doesn't manage to clinch there - Broflovsky circles away.

Daniels drives through and clinches with Broflovsky against the cage.

Daniels pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jack Daniels is winning the standup battle so far.
Broflovsky avoids the head kick by Daniels.
Broflovsky swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Daniels throws a jab when Broflovsky was well out of range.
Broflovsky looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Daniels throws a nice looking combination but Broflovsky bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Broflovsky looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Broflovsky is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Daniels throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Broflovsky on the side of the head.
Daniels throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Daniels misses with a shot to the body
and Broflovsky counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body kick there by Daniels.
Broflovsky is breathing heavily.

Daniels rushes Broflovsky and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Broflovsky pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Daniels throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Daniels misses the body punch
and Broflovsky cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Daniels throws a series of punches but Broflovsky moves out of range.
Daniels scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jack Daniels is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Daniels throws a head kick but Broflovsky moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Daniels.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Daniels misses with a head kick.
A little jabbing left from Broflovsky on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Daniels throws a head kick that misses.
Broflovsky looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Daniels is looking to wear down Broflovsky with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Daniels, right into the meat.
Daniels throws an off balance right hand
and Broflovsky counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sloppy strikes from Daniels. Those never looked like landing.
Broflovsky takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Daniels is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Broflovsky can do to turn this around?

Daniels has managed to clinch.

Daniels's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Daniels dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Kyle Broflovsky's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Daniels fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Broflovsky, pushing him back against the cage.

Broflovsky breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sloppy strikes from Daniels. Those never looked like landing.
Broflovsky swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Daniels rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Broflovsky counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Daniels swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Broflovsky counter with a right hand.
Broflovsky doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Daniels looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Daniels misses with a kick to the body
enabling Broflovsky to counter with a crisp jab.
Broflovsky takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Daniels connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Broflovsky's hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Daniels misses with a shot to the body
and Broflovsky counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Daniels misses with a wild combination.
Daniels throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
It seemed like Broflovsky was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Daniels misses with a left hand
enabling Broflovsky to counter with a crisp jab.
Daniels throws a sloppy head kick
and Daniels takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Daniels throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Broflovsky! But no joy.
Daniels throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Broflovsky to counter with a crisp jab.

Daniels pushes Broflovsky up against the cage in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Daniels escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've been informed that Broflovsky has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Daniels throws a leg kick
and Broflovsky counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Daniels instigates a clinch.

Daniels pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Daniels tries a head kick but it misses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Daniels lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Broflovsky has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Broflovsky and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Broflovsky swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Daniels throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Daniels tries a head kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Daniels misses with a jab to the body
enabling Broflovsky to counter with a crisp jab.
Daniels cracks Broflovsky with an open hand slap.
Daniels misses with a kick to the body.
Broflovsky looks like he wants to counter punch here.

Daniels instigates a clinch.
Daniels fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Daniels pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Daniels gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Daniels manages to break the clinch.
A punch combination from Daniels misses.
Broflovsky looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jack Daniels is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Daniels scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Broflovsky doesn't seem bothered though.
Daniels with a jab.
Daniels throws a solid leg kick but Broflovsky takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Daniels.
Broflovsky throws out a counter right but Daniels avoids it with no problem.
Broflovsky avoids the head kick by Daniels.
Broflovsky looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Daniels misses with a head kick.
Broflovsky swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Daniels throws an overhand right that lands on Broflovsky's shoulder, as Broflovsky tries to avoid the shot.
Daniels looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Broflovsky takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Kyle Broflovsky has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Daniels tries to score with a low kick but Broflovsky moves his leg out of the way.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Broflovsky! But no joy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jack Daniels showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Daniels, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jack Daniels!
In his post fight interview, Jack Daniels started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.