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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Coach Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Don't Stop Believing kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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159 lbs
19 - 12 - 0 |
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144 lbs
1 - 61 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Coach Jackson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 61 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Nard Betker and Daniel Blasius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jackson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Jackson moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Jackson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Jackson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Falwell has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Falwell tries for a takedown but Jackson circles away easily
and Jackson counters with a one-two to the body.
Jackson jabs Falwell to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Jackson! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Coach Jackson!
A relieved looking Coach Jackson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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