PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Puck Heidegger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scott Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parker has chosen Battery - Metallica as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Puck Heidegger has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Puck Heidegger seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Heidegger
vs
Parker

201 cm
24
264 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

203 cm
25
282 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

KAISER
MayheM sportswear

Revolution Clothing
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Puck Heidegger!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Scott Parker!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Robert Twigg and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker lands with a right hand.
Parker ducks under a wild hook from Heidegger.
Parker slips under a jab.
Heidegger backing away here, and Parker unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Heidegger lands with a good body shot.
Parker needs to keep his hands up - Heidegger had a free shot at his head there.

It looks like Scott Parker has been cut.
Heidegger connects with a right hand. Parker shakes it off.
Heidegger misses with a lunging right hand
and Parker counters with a straight right hand.
Heidegger throws a hook but Parker blocks it.
Parker feints a counter leg kick.
Parker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Heidegger tests Parker's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Parker moves into the clinch successfully.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Heidegger misses with a short punch on the inside.
Good body shot from Heidegger.
Heidegger fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Parker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Heidegger misses with the head strike.
Parker blocks an uppercut.
Heidegger has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Heidegger has a couple of punches blocked by Parker.
Parker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Parker lands a shoulder strike.
Heidegger tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Parker tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Heidegger's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Heidegger.
A right hook to the body lands for Parker.
A right handed body shot lands from Parker.
Parker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Parker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Parker lands a hook that snaps the head of Heidegger backwards.
A short left from Parker.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Parker cracks Heidegger with a nice body shot.
Heidegger is breathing heavily.
Heidegger blocks an uppercut.
Parker digs a right hand into Heidegger's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Heidegger's gas tank.
Parker lands with a short shot to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Parker.
We've been informed that Parker has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Heidegger backwards.
Parker scores with a shoulder strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Parker.

Heidegger is rocked!
Parker tries to throw a body punch but Heidegger avoids it by throwing Parker back against the cage.
Parker lands with a right to the head.
A short body shot lands from Parker as the two fighters clinch.
Parker lands a body punch.
A right hand to the body from Parker.
A nice left hand lands by Parker.
Parker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Parker.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Parker.
Parker lands an uppercut.
Parker blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Parker.
Parker lands a hook to the side of the head.
Parker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Parker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Parker presses Heidegger against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Parker pushes Heidegger back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker tries to throw a body punch but Heidegger avoids it by throwing Parker back against the cage.
Parker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Parker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Heidegger backwards.
Oh Heidegger is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Parker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Heidegger seems to have got his legs back now.
Parker scores with a shoulder strike.
Heidegger working aggressively here.
Heidegger tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Parker throws a head punch that misses.
Parker scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Parker scores with a shoulder strike.
Parker lands a nice shot to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Parker.
A short right from Parker on the inside.

Parker drops Heidegger onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Heidegger is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parker throws a big uppercut that drops Heidegger! More strikes from Parker and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Heidegger lies dazed against the cage as Parker celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Scott Parker!
Scott Parker is the new heavyweight champion!
Scott Parker seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Puck Heidegger had this to say: 'lol @ this matchup. Enjoy.'.