PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jiggle Jiggle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shawn Wright (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jiggle comes to the cage accompanied by Story of My Life - One Direction. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jiggle
vs
Wright

181 cm
27
195 lbs
13 - 11 - 1

183 cm
27
187 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Sun-Tzu

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jiggle Jiggle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Shawn Wright!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wright shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Jiggle pinned against the cage. Jiggle gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Jiggle has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Heart Cave (10 elites, 3 double-elites, 1 triple) in the buildup to the fight.
Wright steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jiggle.
Jiggle connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Wright's hands.

It looks like Shawn Wright has been cut.
Jiggle bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Jiggle lands a head kick!
Jiggle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jiggle throws a head kick that Wright semi-blocks.
Wright slips under a jab from Jiggle.
Jiggle swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jiggle throws a sloppy head kick and Wright moves out of range easily.
It seemed like Wright was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

Wright pushes Jiggle up against the cage in a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wright tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jiggle smiles and moves away.
Jiggle misses with a wild body shot.
Wright throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jiggle's waist but Jiggle gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Wright off to one side.
Jiggle Jiggle has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shawn Wright.
Jiggle misses the shot to the body.
Wright appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Wright misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jiggle throws a nice head kick!
Shawn Wright seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jiggle defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Wright.
Jiggle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wright takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Wright shoots in and drives through. Jiggle sprawls well.
Jiggle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wright takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Nice uppercut there from Jiggle.

Wright is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Jiggle's half guard.

Jiggle makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wright tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Wright looking to score a takedown here. Jiggle is defending well but Wright drives through and ends up in Jiggle's guard.
My spies in Extreme MMA (7 Elites $250/week) inform me that Wright has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Wright makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jiggle controls Wright momentarily but Wright frees himself.
Jiggle is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Wright is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wright throws a strike but Jiggle rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Wright working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jiggle.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jiggle trying to control the position from guard on top but Wright is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wright not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Wright had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Jiggle defends it easily.

Jiggle decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Wright, up you get!
Jiggle misses with a wild body shot.

Wright gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Wright has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Jiggle avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Wright is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Jiggle pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Wright has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Jiggle is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wright is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Jiggle is defending well.
Wright jumps guard but Jiggle stands there with Wright around his waist. Wright gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

Jiggle breaks from the clinch.
Jiggle lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That has opened up Shawn Wright's cut even more.
Wright throws a body shot but no joy.
Jiggle throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jiggle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jiggle lands a high kick!
Wright will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Jiggle scores with a sloppy right hand. Wright should have avoided that one.
Wright is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jiggle is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Wright has his takedown stuffed

and Jiggle counters with a left and a right that hurts Wright! He wobbles and falls to the floor - he's in big trouble! Jiggle jumps into full mount!

Wright is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jiggle lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Wright hang on?
Wright is still in real trouble! Can Jiggle finish him?
BOOM! Jiggle connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Jiggle! Wright is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Jiggle Jiggle!
Jiggle Jiggle took some time post fight to say the following; 'I can do better'.