PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Julio Shogun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barbie Bloonkers will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Shogun
vs
Bloonkers

189 cm
25
231 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

207 cm
29
270 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Very strong

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Julio Shogun!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbie Bloonkers!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Chad Campbell and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shogun stuffs the takedown attempt from Bloonkers. Bloonkers gets slowly back to his feet.
Shogun throws a low kick but Bloonkers moves out of range easily.
Bloonkers looks to land a left hand but Shogun moved out of range nicely.
Shogun appears to be looking for a big counter.
Bloonkers jabs Shogun right on the nose. Shogun blinks but takes it well.

It looks like Julio Shogun has been cut.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Bloonkers.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Bloonkers has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Shogun scores with a one two! Bloonkers had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloonkers throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Bloonkers throws a sloppy head kick and Shogun moves out of range easily.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that Shogun semi-blocks.
Bloonkers scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shogun walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bloonkers cracks the inside of Shogun's front leg.
Shogun has been working on his boxing with his coaches at El Tico 's Academy in the buildup to the fight.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Shogun throws a big counter combination but Bloonkers scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Bloonkers pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Bloonkers scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Shogun controlling the position for now.
Shogun is trying to get back to full guard.
Bloonkers is trying to control the action in half guard but Shogun is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Bloonkers looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shogun is in trouble now - Bloonkers has advanced to mount!
Bloonkers looking to control but Shogun is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Shogun wants to hold on but Bloonkers pushes him away.
Shogun regains half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shogun wants to control but Bloonkers is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Shogun wants to get back to full guard.
Bloonkers seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Shogun does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Shogun is trying to maintain the position but Bloonkers is very close to passing his half guard.
Shogun is trying to get back to full guard.
Bloonkers wants to take a breather but Shogun is having none of it.
Shogun might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Shogun is trying to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shogun on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Bloonkers content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Bloonkers seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Shogun does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Bloonkers trying to pass the guard but Shogun defending well.
Bloonkers not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Shogun is looking for a sweep. Bloonkers is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bloonkers lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Shogun is trying to get back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shogun on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

Julio Shogun's cut is getting worse.
Shogun is not content to let Bloonkers control the position.

Bloonkers is trying to work for a kimura but Shogun is defending well.
Bloonkers scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Shogun moves into full guard.
Bloonkers stays in close to Shogun's body and controls the position.

Bloonkers is posturing up here but Shogun has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Bloonkers tries to roll out but it's too tight and Bloonkers has to tap! Slick submission there by Shogun!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Julio Shogun!
After the big win, Julio Shogun made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Bushido Fightwear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
Barbie Bloonkers spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm gay.'.