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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Urho Berserk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lars Voller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Berserk comes to the cage accompanied by Berzerk By: Eminem. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Urho Berserk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
31 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lars Voller!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Voller misses with an uppercut
and Berserk counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Berserk has been working on his boxing with his coaches at He Man Women Haters Club in the buildup to the fight.
Voller tries to clinch there but Berserk circles away.
No luck for Berserk with that takedown attempt.
Berserk throws a head kick that misses.
Voller thumps Berserk with a low kick.
Berserk misses with a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Voller throws a body punch but Berserk moves out of range.
Voller listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Berserk misses with a wild combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Voller throws a jab when Berserk was well out of range.
Berserk is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Voller.
Berserk closes the distance and pushes Voller back into the cage.
Berserk blocks the elbow strike.
Voller throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Berserk takes an elbow to the forehead.
It looks like Urho Berserk has been cut.
Voller pushes off an throws an elbow but Berserk leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Voller throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Berserk dodges an elbow strike from Voller.
Berserk wants to break the clinch but can't.
Berserk pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Berserk throws a hook but Voller blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Voller cracks a nice hook into Berserk's ribs.
Voller looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Berserk is looking for a counter combo.
Lars Voller seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Berserk uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Voller.
Voller pushes Berserk up against the cage in a clinch.
Voller can't find room to land a body shot as Berserk controls the action.
Voller pushes off an throws an elbow but Berserk leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A short left from Voller.
Voller misses with an elbow strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Voller lands a body shot in the clinch.
Voller lands a nice elbow.
Voller pushes off an throws an elbow but Berserk leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Voller has a couple of punches blocked by Berserk.
Voller misses with an elbow over the top.
Voller misses with an elbow over the top.
Berserk escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Berserk paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Voller lands a body shot.
Voller connects with a single shot there.
A clash of legs there as Berserk blocks the low kick.
Voller tries to clinch there but Berserk circles away.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Berserk.
Berserk scores with a head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Berserk shoots and misses
and Voller counters with a straight right hand.
Voller lands a really nice looking cross but Berserk seems unphased.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Voller misses with a body shot
and Berserk counters by moving into the clinch.
Berserk is looking to break free of the clinch but Voller has double underhooks.
Voller pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Voller just misses with a elbow thrown towards Berserk's brow.
Voller misses with an elbow over the top.
Berserk breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Voller misses with a leg kick
and Berserk counters with a straight right hand.
Voller catches Berserk with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lars Voller dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Urho Berserk's cut.
That's time! Berserk's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Berserk tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Voller swivels and escapes.
Berserk defending well as Voller loads up on a big left hand.
Voller looks to land a combination but Berserk avoids it well.
Berserk throwing a counter right hand but Voller manages to avoid it.
Jab, jab by Voller - just one landing.
Voller blocks a head kick by Berserk.
Voller lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Voller connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Berserk momentarily.
Voller has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Berserk tries to clinch but Voller is having none of it.
Voller looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Voller blocks a head kick by Berserk.
Berserk takes a body punch but keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Voller fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Voller throws a sloppy head kick and Berserk moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Voller.
Voller moves away from the strike by Berserk.
Voller misses with a jab, cross combination.
Voller throws a half hearted mid kick.
Berserk looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
A looping hook to the body misses from Voller. Berserk does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lars Voller seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Voller lands a glancing blow to the side of Berserk's head.
Voller throws a body shot but no joy.
Berserk swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Lars Voller is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Voller scores with a decent looking hook.
Berserk lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Voller lands a glancing blow to the side of Berserk's head.
Berserk throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Voller.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Berserk throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Voller uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Berserk.
Voller is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A low kick from Voller misses
and Berserk counters with a head kick. That will keep Voller thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Voller throws a head kick but Berserk moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Voller throws a solid leg kick but Berserk takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Voller.
Berserk chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Voller can pounce on him.
Berserk throws a sloppy head kick and Voller moves out of range easily.
Voller paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Voller moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Voller throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Berserk stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Voller buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Berserk misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Voller.
Voller jabs Berserk to the body, keeping him at a distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Voller lands a glancing blow to the side of Berserk's head.
Voller has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Voller misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Berserk.
Berserk scores with a head kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Voller has taken the fight to the clinch.
Voller lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Voller swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Berserk wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Voller in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Voller pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Berserk blocks a body shot from Voller.
Voller throws a punch but it's blocked by Berserk.
Lars Voller seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Berserk avoids the elbow strike from Voller, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lars Voller showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Urho Berserk's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Voller jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Voller shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Voller lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Voller swings for the body but Berserk moves out of range.
Berserk uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Voller.
Voller scores with a hook to the body. Berserk takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Voller tried to score with a low kick but Berserk checks it.
That kick from Voller tenderised Berserk's leg. Berserk is trying to keep his angry face on.
Voller throws a nice outside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Voller slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Voller tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Berserk counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Voller clinches with his opponent.
Voller makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Berserk blocks an elbow strike from Voller.
Nice body punch from Voller - that landed with a thud.
Voller creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Berserk wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Voller can't find room to land a body shot as Berserk controls the action.
Berserk looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Berserk blocks the elbow strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Voller creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Berserk breaks the clinch.
Voller moves into the clinch.
Voller is struggling to control the position.
Berserk manages to break the clinch.
Berserk avoids the body shot from Voller.
As Voller looks to move away, Berserk throws a big counter combo but Voller just gets out of the way.
Berserk looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Berserk cracks Voller with an open hand slap.
Voller throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Voller with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Voller slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Urho Berserk is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Berserk misses with a body kick.
Berserk circles away from the clinch attempt.
Berserk keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Voller thows a leg kick but Berserk checks it
and Berserk counters with a two punch combo.
Voller misses with a jab, cross combination.
Berserk seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Voller slips a jab and a cross from Berserk.
Berserk shoots in for a takedown but Voller shows good takedown defense.
Lars Voller is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Voller looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Voller lands a nice looking body shot.
Berserk slips a straight right by Voller.
Berserk avoids the body shot from Voller.
Berserk throws a big counter combination but Voller scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Urho Berserk has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Voller will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Berserk swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Voller lands a leg kick that knocks Berserk off balance momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Voller misses with a straight right.
A head kick misses from Berserk.
A little jabbing left from Voller on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Berserk misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Voller throws out a counter right but Berserk avoids it with no problem.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lars Voller comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Voller has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lars Voller!
Lars Voller managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Machine Fight Gear, into his post fight interview.
In defeat, Urho Berserk stepped up to the mic, saying 'Dick still big though...'.
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