PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dickie Dirty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anton Chekhov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dirty's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Dear Penis - Country song. The crowd seem to be enjoying Chekhov's choice of entrance music: КАТЮШA. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dirty
vs
Chekhov

175 cm
27
155 lbs
18 - 4 - 0

169 cm
32
142 lbs
27 - 12 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250
KAISER

Museum of Monsters & Madmen
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dickie Dirty!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anton Chekhov!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chekhov lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dirty's sensitive parts.
Good work by Chekhov as he checks the leg kick.
Chekhov misses with an uppercut
and Dirty counters with a stiff right hand.
Dirty misses with a right hand
and Chekhov counters with a low kick, right behind Dirty 's knee.
Dirty takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Chekhov takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dirty misses with an uppercut
and Chekhov counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dirty just misses with a punch to the body.
Dirty throws a leg kick which misses Chekhov's front leg but catches the back leg as Chekhov tries to avoid it.
Dirty lands with an overhand left.
Chekhov moves out of range as Dirty strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dirty thows a leg kick but Chekhov checks it
and Chekhov counters with an inside leg kick.
Dirty shoots in and drives through. Chekhov sprawls well.
Chekhov throws a body punch but Dirty moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dirty throws a body punch but Chekhov moves out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Chekhov! But no joy.
Dirty connects with a good right hand that stumbles Chekhov. Chekhov circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Chekhov misses with a body kick.
A counter left hand to the body from Dirty misses its target.
Chekhov misses with a looping right.
Chekhov gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dirty scores with a decent looking hook.
Dirty throws a lazy right hand but Chekhov sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Chekhov appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Good leg kick by Chekhov there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dirty looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Anton Chekhov is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dirty throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Chekhov looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Chekhov ducks under a wild hook from Dirty.
It seemed like Chekhov was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Dirty catches Chekhov with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Dickie Dirty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dirty throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chekhov looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chekhov misses with a body punch
and Dirty counters with a nice uppercut.
Dirty tries for a takedown but Chekhov sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Chekhov steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chekhov takes one on the button.
A slow jab from Dirty misses its intended target.
And Chekhov responds with a good body kick, but Dirty manages to step out the way in time.
Chekhov slips under a jab from Dirty.
Chekhov ducks under a wild hook from Dirty.
Dirty changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dirty misses with a left hand
and Chekhov makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Chekhov needs to keep his hands up - Dirty had a free shot at his head there.
Dirty has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Chekhov finds it's way round the side to connect with Dirty's head.
Dirty keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dirty swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dirty misses with an uppercut. Chekhov saw that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chekhov misses with a left hand
and Dirty counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dirty goes for a double leg but Chekhov avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Chekhov continues to drive forward.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dickie Dirty. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dirty lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dirty moves out of range of the body kick.
Dirty takes one on the button.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Chekhov checks a leg kick.
Dirty throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chekhov sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Chekhov is trying to counter with his kicks.
Dirty with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Chekhov moves away from the strike by Dirty.
Chekhov ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
It seemed like Chekhov was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Dirty throws a body punch but Chekhov moves out of range.
Dirty just misses with a punch to the body.
Chekhov defending well as Dirty loads up on a big left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dirty lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Chekhov throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Chekhov walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chekhov misses the jab.
Dirty throws a solid leg kick but Chekhov takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Dirty.
Chekhov misses the shot to the body.
Dirty scores with a body shot.
Dirty wants to land a leg kick but Chekhov is out of range.
Dirty throws a poor cross that misses
and Chekhov counters with a straight right hand.
Chekhov looks to land a left hand but Dirty moved out of range nicely.
Dirty jabs at Chekhov's body.
Chekhov changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dickie Dirty dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Dirty shoots in looking for a takedown but Chekhov manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Dirty's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Chekhov takes a jab right on the kisser.
Chekhov has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dirty.
Dirty is looking to score with low kicks.
Chekhov looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Dirty throws the left hand but Chekhov avoids the punch easily.
Chekhov ducks right into an uppercut from Dirty.
Jab, jab by Dirty - just one landing.
Dirty misses with a jab to the body
and Chekhov counters with a thumping low kick.
Dirty bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dirty gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Dirty throws a low kick, looking for Chekhov's leg but Chekhov calmly moves out of range.
Chekhov lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dirty at a distance.
Chekhov avoids the body shot from Dirty.
Chekhov only half commits to the counter leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dirty tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Chekhov let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Chekhov misses with a body shot.
Dirty throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Chekhov on the side of the head.
Dirty throws a hook but Chekhov blocks it.
Dirty swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chekhov throws a big shot that misses.
Chekhov throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Dirty counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dirty ducks under a wild hook from Chekhov.
Dirty moves out of range as Chekhov strikes.
Dirty misses with an uppercut. Chekhov saw that one coming.
Dirty darts in looking for a takedown but Chekhov gets double underhooks and turns Dirty into the cage.
Chekhov uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Dirty.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Dirty.
Chekhov turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Chekhov blocks a leg kick.
Dirty misses with a wild body shot.
Dirty throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dirty thows a leg kick but Chekhov checks it
and Chekhov counters with a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dirty scores with a body shot.
Dirty chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Chekhov can pounce on him.
Chekhov's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dirty connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Chekhov scrambles back to his feet.
Dirty throws a poor cross that misses
and Chekhov counters with a left to the body.
Chekhov on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Chekhov uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dirty.
Dirty backing away here, and Chekhov unleashes a leg kick that just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dirty misses the jab.
Dirty throws an off balance right hand
and Chekhov counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dirty's knee momentarily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dirty, right into the meat.
Dickie Dirty is winning the standup battle so far.
Dirty swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dirty misses the body punch
and Chekhov counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Good leg kick by Chekhov there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A good leg kick by Dirty.
Dirty throws a jab when Chekhov was well out of range.
Dirty takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Chekhov drops Dirty with a naaaaasty hook - Dirty is in real trouble here! Chekhov dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anton Chekhov!
Anton Chekhov is the new featherweight champion!
Anton Chekhov decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Dickie Dirty was interviewed post fight and said 'It was an honor stepping in the cage with you!'.