PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Samurai Moonwalker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes to the cage accompanied by The Way Of The Fist. Eric Cartman could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Samurai Moonwalker's chin.

Cartman
vs
Moonwalker

183 cm
21
215 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

205 cm
22
213 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Samurai Moonwalker!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Donatello Bradman and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moonwalker keeps the fight on the outside.

Moonwalker closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Cartman to the mat! Cartman manages to get full guard.
Cartman keeping full guard, as Moonwalker tries to pass.
Cartman keeping moving, preventing Moonwalker from controlling successfully.
Cartman might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Moonwalker looking to pass the guard.
Cartman wants to get back to his feet but Moonwalker is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Moonwalker looking to sit in guard and control but Cartman gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Cartman is looking to stand up but Moonwalker won't let him.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Cartman wants to clinch.
Moonwalker punishes Cartman's body with a nice straight punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moonwalker thuds his shin into the meat of Cartman's side.

Moonwalker gets the takedown into side control.
Moonwalker is looking to take a break and control but Cartman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Moonwalker wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Cartman, who protects the arm well.
Cartman is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Cartman is trying to stand.

Moonwalker is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Moonwalker looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Moonwalker passes the guard and advances to mount!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moonwalker sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Cartman is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Moonwalker looking to control but Cartman is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Cartman is looking to get to half guard.
Moonwalker looking to control and managing it successfully.
Moonwalker lands with some strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Moonwalker looking to secure an arm triangle but Cartman defends it well.
Cartman is looking to improve his position but Moonwalker isn't that keen on the idea.
Moonwalker is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Moonwalker sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

Moonwalker goes for an armbar but Cartman turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Cartman.
Moonwalker looks gassed!
Moonwalker trying to control the position.
Cartman wants to pass the guard but Moonwalker is keeping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Moonwalker is trying to control the position but Cartman postures up.
Cartman would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Cartman working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Moonwalker's head.
Moonwalker wants to sweep here but Cartman controlling him for the moment.

Moonwalker working for a triangle but Cartman defends it easily.

Moonwalker is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Cartman trying to stand up but can't free himself from Moonwalker's guard.

Moonwalker is working an open guard so Cartman takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Samurai Moonwalker dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Moonwalker looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Cartman!

Cartman defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Moonwalker.
Cartman keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Cartman tries to hold on but Moonwalker pushes him away.

Moonwalker moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Cartman has worked his arm free - good work by Cartman!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Moonwalker is looking to take a break and control but Cartman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.

Moonwalker is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Cartman is trying to escape and Moonwalker transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Cartman is forced to tap! Nice work there by Moonwalker! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Samurai Moonwalker!