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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charles BatzCastelmore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Army (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). BatzCastelmore comes to the cage accompanied by Dogtanian France theme. Army has chosen Vagina Coastguard as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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220 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
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219 lbs
14 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Charles BatzCastelmore!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Army tries to move into range but BatzCastelmore moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
BatzCastelmore tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Army throws a leg kick but BatzCastelmore checks it.
BatzCastelmore works Army's body with a nice hook.
BatzCastelmore looks to land a right hand but Army moved out of range.
BatzCastelmore cracks Army with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nice body kick from BatzCastelmore.
Army moves forwards but BatzCastelmore connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Army lands a nice shot that snaps BatzCastelmore's head back.
BatzCastelmore throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Army counters with a stiff right hand.
Army pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
BatzCastelmore tries to clinch there but Army circles away.
BatzCastelmore ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Army moves away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
BatzCastelmore bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Army's head.
Army jabbing away but nothing is landing.
BatzCastelmore misses with the body kick
and Army counters with a straight right hand.
BatzCastelmore avoids the body shot from Army.
BatzCastelmore moves out of range as Army throws a body kick.
BatzCastelmore dodges the punch combination from Army.
Army comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Army. That did some damage!
Army checks the leg kick nicely there.
Charles BatzCastelmore seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That kick from Army tenderised BatzCastelmore's leg. BatzCastelmore is trying to keep his angry face on.
BatzCastelmore avoids the head kick by Army.
Crunch! BatzCastelmore slams his shin into Army's torso.
BatzCastelmore on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Army takes one to the side of the head.
Army moves out of range as BatzCastelmore throws a body kick.
Army jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Army throws a nice head kick!
BatzCastelmore lands with a nice body kick.
BatzCastelmore looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Army walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. BatzCastelmore checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
BatzCastelmore throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Army feints a counter leg kick.
Army blocks the body kick.
BatzCastelmore is looking to clinch.
Army blocks a head kick by BatzCastelmore.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore takes a jab right on the kisser.
BatzCastelmore scores with a hook to the body. Army takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
BatzCastelmore checks a leg kick.
BatzCastelmore tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
BatzCastelmore throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Army misses with a body kick.
BatzCastelmore tried to score with a low kick but Army checks it.
Army moves away from the strike by BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
BatzCastelmore pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Army throws a front kick that sends BatzCastelmore stumbling back into the cage.
Army checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Army throws a low kick but BatzCastelmore moves out of range easily.
Army blocks a head kick by BatzCastelmore.
Army lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Nice body kick from Army.
Army tries to work over BatzCastelmore's front leg with a kick but BatzCastelmore checks it.
Army takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
BatzCastelmore works the jab nicely.
BatzCastelmore throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore moves out of range as Army throws a body kick.
Army throws out a leg kick but BatzCastelmore moves out of range and Army only half commits.
BatzCastelmore looks to land a combination but Army avoids it well.
BatzCastelmore throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Army wants to slow BatzCastelmore down by chopping away at his legs.
BatzCastelmore finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
As BatzCastelmore backs off Army throws a huge counter combo but BatzCastelmore manages to avoid it all.
Some bone on bone action there as Army checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
BatzCastelmore throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
BatzCastelmore keeps the fight on the outside.
BatzCastelmore looks to score with a jab to the body but Army is just out of range.
Army tries a quick counter leg kick but BatzCastelmore is wise to it.
BatzCastelmore fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Army tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but BatzCastelmore paws at him with a jab and circles away.
BatzCastelmore misses with a two punch combination.
BatzCastelmore throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
BatzCastelmore scores with a jab to the body.
BatzCastelmore misses the shot to the body.
BatzCastelmore clinches up with Army and pushes him back against the cage.
Army lands a right hand that snaps the head of BatzCastelmore backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore slows down the pace here.
Army pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Army lands a body shot in the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
BatzCastelmore avoids the elbow strike from Army, against the cage.
Army fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Army lands a body punch in the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Army as BatzCastelmore tries to tie him up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Army.
A short uppercut from Army.
It looks like Charles BatzCastelmore has been cut.
Army fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Army lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of BatzCastelmore backwards.
BatzCastelmore lands a right hand that snaps the head of Army backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Army fails to land.
BatzCastelmore wants to stall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Charles BatzCastelmore will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Charles BatzCastelmore's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Army throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Army crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from BatzCastelmore - the referee stops the clock and Army gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says BatzCastelmore. Army manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
BatzCastelmore connects with a body shot that sends Army's belly button to the back.
BatzCastelmore clinches with his opponent.
Army lands a left hand.
BatzCastelmore utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Army swings away with an uppercut that misses.
BatzCastelmore tries to throw a body punch but Army avoids it by throwing BatzCastelmore back against the cage.
Army lands with a light punch inside.
Army on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Army wants to stall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Army lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Army throws a head punch that misses.
BatzCastelmore dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Army.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore lands with a light punch inside.
BatzCastelmore lands with a light punch inside.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
BatzCastelmore stalling in the clinch.
BatzCastelmore's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Army takes a shot to the head.
Army avoiding damage as BatzCastelmore throws knees to the body.
BatzCastelmore lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Army backwards.
Army swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by BatzCastelmore.
Army tried to land a shot to the body but connects with BatzCastelmore's elbow.
Army throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
BatzCastelmore working aggressively here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore tries to throw a body punch but Army avoids it by throwing BatzCastelmore back against the cage.
Army misses with a hook to the ribs.
Army misses with an elbow over the top.
A nice right hand lands inside from Army.
Army is leaning against BatzCastelmore and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Army misses with a body punch.
BatzCastelmore tries to throw a body punch but Army avoids it by throwing BatzCastelmore back against the cage.
Army misses with a punch to the body.
Army lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
BatzCastelmore blocks a body shot from Army.
Dick Army seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
BatzCastelmore lands with a short shot to the head.
BatzCastelmore misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Army.
Army tries to work over BatzCastelmore's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Army scores with a shoulder strike.
BatzCastelmore is pushing Army up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
BatzCastelmore working some nice short punches in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
BatzCastelmore stalling in the clinch.
BatzCastelmore is trying to maintain a safe position but Army gets an underhook and turns BatzCastelmore into the cage.
BatzCastelmore blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Army blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Army.
BatzCastelmore trying to stall but Army improves his position.
BatzCastelmore avoids a wild elbow strike from Army.
BatzCastelmore blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by BatzCastelmore.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Army.
BatzCastelmore looking to slow down the pace here.
Army misses with a punch to the body.
BatzCastelmore working aggressively here.
BatzCastelmore doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Army.
Army misses with a punch on the inside.
Army throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Army.
BatzCastelmore stalling in the clinch but Army improves position.
Army can't find room to land a body shot as BatzCastelmore controls the action.
BatzCastelmore dodges an elbow strike from Army.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Army.
Come on BatzCastelmore - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Army misses with a body punch.
BatzCastelmore tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Army avoids it.
A shot in the inside from Army.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Army lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Army lands a right hand that snaps the head of BatzCastelmore backwards.
BatzCastelmore fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
BatzCastelmore missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Charles BatzCastelmore will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Charles BatzCastelmore's cut.
That's time! BatzCastelmore's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Army throws a leg kick but BatzCastelmore sees it coming and moves out of range.
BatzCastelmore moves out of range as Army throws a body kick.
BatzCastelmore lands a glancing blow to the side of Army's head.
Army lands a glancing blow to the side of BatzCastelmore's head.
BatzCastelmore slips under a jab from Army.
BatzCastelmore looks to score with a jab to the body but Army is just out of range.
BatzCastelmore thuds a left hand into Army's body.
Army connects with a solid leg kick.
BatzCastelmore chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Army can pounce on him.
Army has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
BatzCastelmore wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
An inside leg kick lands from Army.
Army throws a sloppy head kick and BatzCastelmore moves out of range easily.
Army throws a front kick aimed at BatzCastelmore's knee but BatzCastelmore avoids it well.
Army lands with a good body shot.
BatzCastelmore lunges at Army with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Army's hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
BatzCastelmore stuns Army with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
BatzCastelmore has closed the distance and engaged Army in a clinch.
BatzCastelmore unloads a knee to the mid-section. Army lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Army takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore lands with a right to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. BatzCastelmore obliges.
BatzCastelmore displaying some good clinch control by pressing Army up against the cage.
Army misses with a hook to the ribs.
Army avoiding damage as BatzCastelmore throws knees to the body.
Army misses with a punch on the inside.
Army misses with a punch on the inside.
BatzCastelmore blocking some punches.
A nice left hand lands by BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore misses with a punch to the body.
BatzCastelmore looking to slow down the pace here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, BatzCastelmore creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Army misses with a punch on the inside.
Dick Army has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Army on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Army fails to land.
Army fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
BatzCastelmore is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Army is defending well for now.
Army throws an elbow that misses.
BatzCastelmore tries a knee to the head but Army blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Army.
BatzCastelmore misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Army can't find room to land a body shot as BatzCastelmore controls the action.
Army blocking some punches.
Army misses with some punches.
A short right from Army on the inside.
Army doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Army prevents a body shot from BatzCastelmore.
Army throws a head punch that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Army.
BatzCastelmore tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Army's elbow.
Army lands an elbow that stopped BatzCastelmore in his tracks for a moment.
BatzCastelmore blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Army lands with a right to the head.
Charles BatzCastelmore's cut is getting worse.
A short uppercut from BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore displaying some good clinch control by pressing Army up against the cage.
A short left from Army.
BatzCastelmore blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Army as the two fighters clinch.
Army misses with some punches.
Army has a couple of punches blocked by BatzCastelmore.
Charles BatzCastelmore is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A head punch blocked on the inside by BatzCastelmore.
BatzCastelmore lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Army backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
BatzCastelmore stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
BatzCastelmore misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Army has a couple of punches blocked by BatzCastelmore.
Army lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A left hand lands to the body for Army.
BatzCastelmore blocks an elbow strike from Army.
A short left from BatzCastelmore.
Army swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Army lands a body punch.
BatzCastelmore digs a right hand into Army's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Army's gas tank.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Army.
Army lands a hook that snaps the head of BatzCastelmore backwards.
A short body shot lands from Army as the two fighters clinch.
Army blocking some punches.
BatzCastelmore blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Army scores with a shoulder strike.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Dick Army.
I think BatzCastelmore has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:28
Judge George Francis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Charles BatzCastelmore!
As Charles BatzCastelmore got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Vou le vou coucher avec moi?'.
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