PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Carolus Rex (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music. Yahweh Falwell is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Rex
vs
Falwell

178 cm
28
158 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

171 cm
33
144 lbs
1 - 62 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Carolus Rex!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 62 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Paulsen Ambrosius and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell dives in and grabs Rex's left leg, looking for a takedown. Rex pushes down on Falwell's head and hops out.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Nice uppercut there from Rex.
Rex throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rex bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Falwell's head.
Rex keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Rex moves into range and connects with a jab.
Rex dips to his left and cracks Falwell with an uppercut!
Rex lands with a good body shot.
Rex connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

Falwell is rocked!
Rex drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Falwell's head, knocking him out cold! Rex is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Carolus Rex!
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.