PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Thor Odinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ramachandra Funske (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Odinson comes to the cage accompanied by Zlatan Ibrahimovic ft. Day - Du gamla du fria. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Odinson
vs
Funske

190 cm
18
200 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

187 cm
25
185 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thor Odinson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ramachandra Funske!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Albert Achterberg and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Odinson gets caught napping as Funske dives in and scores a takedown. Odinson manages to retain guard.
Odinson working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Funske.
Funske is working Odinson over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Odinson knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Funske on the ground.
Funske is working Odinson over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Funske stands up over Odinson, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Funske postures up in Odinson's guard and throws a big left but Odinson blocks it.
Funske makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Funske working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Odinson's head.
Funske lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Odinson has momentary wrist control but Funske slips an elbow through the middle.
Odinson looking to control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Funske cracks Odinson with a solid left hand.
Funske is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Funske postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Funske controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Funske chips away with some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Funske chips away with some ground and pound.
Funske has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Funske lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Funske lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Funske lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Odinson is trying to hold Funske in close to prevent damage but Funske has managed to pass into half guard.
Odinson has hold of Funske's hands but Funske slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Funske works his way into full mount!
Odinson tries to hold on but Funske pushes him away.
Funske postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Odinson looks a forlorn figure.
Funske scores with a couple of good head shots there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Funske lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Odinson hang on?
Funske lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Funske dominating with strikes here.

Odinson is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Funske! Odinson is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ramachandra Funske!
A victorious Ramachandra Funske thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.