PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kalervo Kaunismieli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Raoul De Muerta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). De Muerta has chosen The Crystal Method as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Kalervo Kaunismieli has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Kalervo Kaunismieli seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Kaunismieli
vs
De Muerta

183 cm
29
192 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

188 cm
27
190 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250
KAISER

Bullet Proof System
HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kalervo Kaunismieli!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Raoul De Muerta!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Steven Brown and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
De Muerta shoots in looking for a takedown. Kaunismieli tries to sprawl out of it but De Muerta keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kaunismieli manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Kaunismieli throwing a counter right hand but De Muerta manages to avoid it.
Kaunismieli pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A left lands for Kaunismieli.
De Muerta uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kaunismieli.
Kaunismieli has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Do you even lift BRO? in the buildup to the fight.
De Muerta keeps the fight on the outside.
Decent striking displayed by De Muerta there.
De Muerta uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kaunismieli.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaunismieli uses good head movement to avoid the hook from De Muerta.
Kaunismieli looks to throw the jab but De Muerta is out of range.
De Muerta clobbers Kaunismieli with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
De Muerta uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kaunismieli.
De Muerta takes a swing at Kaunismieli's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from De Muerta. Kaunismieli does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kaunismieli swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Good leg kick by De Muerta there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kaunismieli thuds his shin into the meat of De Muerta's side.
De Muerta ducks under a wild hook from Kaunismieli.
Kaunismieli missing with a left hand there. De Muerta was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
De Muerta clobbers Kaunismieli with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
De Muerta throws a body punch but Kaunismieli moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Kaunismieli.
De Muerta throws a big counter head kick but Kaunismieli avoids it with no problem.
Kaunismieli scores with the left hand. De Muerta knows he should have avoided that one.
Kaunismieli throws a shot to the body.
Kaunismieli is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
De Muerta looks for the body kick but Kaunismieli saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
De Muerta drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
De Muerta connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kaunismieli momentarily.
A nice leg kick lands there from De Muerta.
De Muerta misses with a hook to the body
and Kaunismieli counters with a stiff right hand.
De Muerta's corner calls for a 1-2. De Muerta obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A lazy left from Kaunismieli finds it's target.
De Muerta tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kaunismieli feints with a jab and clips De Muerta right behind the ear with a massive overhand right! De Muerta is sent crashing into the canvas and Kaunismieli leaps in for the kill! De Muerta tries to get to his feet but Kaunismieli is just battering him from every conceivable angle. The ref decides that De Muerta is in need of a savior and steps in!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kalervo Kaunismieli!
A very excited looking Kalervo Kaunismieli made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Raoul De Muerta spoke after the fight, saying 'All or nothing, that's how I fight. May the spirits take me and guide me back to the darkness.'.