PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Lao Shin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Hitman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shin comes into the arena with Shaolin Chamber of Death blaring out of the sound system. On his way into the cage it seems that Lao Shin has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Lao Shin seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Shin
vs
Hitman

182 cm
25
183 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

185 cm
30
176 lbs
23 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hellbent
Notorious Clothing Co.

Urban Fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Lao Shin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Adolf Hitman!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Sam Margolis and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shin lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nice jab there from Hitman.
Hitman pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Shin clinches.
Shin misses with some punches.
Hitman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hitman misses with a body punch.
Shin lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Hitman throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Still in the clinch, Hitman scores with a nice short uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Hitman.
A right hook to the body lands for Hitman.
A left hand lands to the body for Hitman.
A right hand to the body from Hitman.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Shin.
Hitman struggles to land a body shot inside as Shin controls his hands.
Hitman working aggressively here.
Shin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hitman's elbow.
Shin misses with an elbow strike.

Hitman manages to break the clinch.
Hitman tries to move into range but Shin moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shin throws a big shot that misses.
Hitman throws out a powerful jab.
Shin takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A left and a right from Shin both land. Nice combination.

It looks like Adolf Hitman has been cut.
Hitman blocks the body kick.
Shin takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Shin throws an off balance right hand
enabling Hitman to counter with a crisp jab.
Shin throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Hitman swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Shin throws a sloppy head kick and Hitman moves out of range easily.
Hitman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hitman ducks under a wild hook from Shin.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shin throws a jab when Hitman was well out of range.
Hitman looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Hitman uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Hitman moves in looking to clinch but Shin pushes him off.
Hitman looks for the body kick but Shin saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitman throws a sloppy head kick and Shin moves out of range easily.
Hitman moves out of range of the body kick from Shin.
Shin slips under a jab from Hitman.
A head kick misses from Hitman.
Shin lands the left hand.
The fighters circling - Shin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Shin looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Shin throws a poor cross that misses
and Hitman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Shin checks a low kick from Hitman.
Hitman scores with a hook to the body. Shin takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Shin throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hitman clobbers Shin with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Shin cracks a nice hook into Hitman's ribs.
Hitman lands a front kick.
A head kick by Shin misses
and Hitman counters with a slapping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitman moves out of range as Shin throws a body kick.
Hitman throws an overhand right that lands on Shin's shoulder, as Shin tries to avoid the shot.
Shin lands a front kick.
Hitman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hitman lands a right hook to the body.
Hitman fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Shin is out of range.
Hitman scores with a decent looking hook.
Shin throws a predictable looking body shot
and Hitman counters with a head kick. That will keep Shin thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Hitman lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

Shin is rocked!
Shin misses with a two punch combination.
Oh Shin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Shin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Shin swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Hitman looks to throw the jab but Shin is out of range.
Shin seems to have got his legs back now.
Hitman takes one to the chin there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shin throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Hitman to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shin throws the kick towards the body but Hitman avoids it.
Shin connects with a right hand. Hitman shakes it off.
Shin takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Shin sizes up Hitman with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Shin wants to slow Hitman down by chopping away at his legs.
Hitman misses with a looping right.
Hitman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Shin.
Lao Shin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shin slips a jab from Hitman.
Hitman tries a head kick but it misses.
Hitman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Shin punishes Hitman's body with a nice straight punch.
Hitman is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Shin had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Shin misses with a right hand
and Hitman counters with a straight right hand.
Shin throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Hitman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Adolf Hitman's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Shin buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Shin connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Shin throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hitmans head.
Shin's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Hitman working aggressively here.
Hitman throws a punch but it's blocked by Shin.
Shin scores with a hook to the body.
Hitman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hitman tries a body shot but Shin blocks it.
Hitman struggles to land a body shot inside as Shin controls his hands.
Shin doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shin's elbow.
Hitman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hitman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Shin lands an elbow just above Hitman 's eye.
Nice body punch from Hitman - that landed with a thud.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hitman scores with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shin working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short left from Hitman.
Shin takes a shot to the head.
Hitman lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Shin.
A nice left hand lands by Hitman.
Hitman avoids the elbow strike from Shin, against the cage.
A hook to the body from Shin.
Hitman has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Shin seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Hitman can turn it around.
Shin pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Shin throws an elbow that misses.
Shin blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shin blocking some punches.
Hitman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hitman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shin lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Hitman scores with a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, Hitman scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hitman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hitman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hitman throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitman working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shin.
Shin goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Shin throws an elbow but it misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hitman.
Hitman scores with a shot to the side of Shin's head.
Hitman tries to work over Shin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hitman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Adolf Hitman seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Shin prevents a body shot from Hitman.
Hitman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hitman blocks an elbow strike.
Hitman has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hitman works on Shin's body with a couple of short punches.
Hitman cracks Shin with a nice body shot.

Hitman breaks the clinch.
Hitman throws out a powerful jab.
Adolf Hitman seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Shin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Shin pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hitman counters with a body kick.
Hitman walks into a straight right hand from Shin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shin.
Hitman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Shin throws a one two combo.

Hitman feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Shin sprawling to the canvas! Shin rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Hitman finish him?!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hitman lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Shin has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Shin and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Hitman just misses with a punch to the body.
Hitman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shin.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hitman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Shin turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Shin lands a really nice looking cross but Hitman seems unphased.
Shin throws a hook to the side of Hitman's head but Hitman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hitman staying out of range there.
Hitman moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Shin misses.
Hitman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Shin.
Hitman is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Shin throws a poor cross that misses
and Hitman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A telegraphed right hand from Hitman misses the target.
Shin appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Shin takes a jab right on the kisser.
Hitman checks a leg kick nicely.
Shin looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Hitman appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.

Hitman cracks Shin with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Hitman has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Shin to stand back up!
Hitman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Shin thuds his shin into the meat of Hitman's side.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Shin tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hitman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shin.
Shin throws a looping overhand right but Hitman ducks down to avoid it.
Hitman drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Shin right on the button. Shin goes down! Hitman follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Hitman gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Hitman!
Adolf Hitman decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.