PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dwain Buck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gadolf Hitlern (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Gadolf Hitlern was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Buck
vs
Hitlern

159 cm
18
177 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

183 cm
25
175 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Hates pizza

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dwain Buck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Gadolf Hitlern!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Sergei Dronov and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Buck fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Hitlern to the ground. Buck is now in Hitlern's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Buck wants to stand but Hitlern is controlling his posture from full guard.
Buck trying to control but Hitlern is working from the bottom.
Buck throws an elbow that misses. Hitlern uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Buck's guard. Nice move by Hitlern!

Hitlern has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Buck is proving hard to escape from.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Hitlern stands up from Buck's guard - Hitlern perhaps looking for a knockout.
Hitlern digs a good body shot into Buck's ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Buck closes this distance looking for a takedown but Hitlern circles away.
And Hitlern tries to counter it with a takedown but Buck pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Hitlern attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Hitlern stuns Buck with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hitlern goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

It looks like Dwain Buck has been cut.
Hitlern slaps away a takedown attempt from Buck, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Hitlern looks to land a combination but Buck avoids it well.
Hitlern scores with a one two! Buck had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Hitlern pounces like a tiger and cracks Buck with a vicious hook! Buck is down but not out! Hitlern follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Gadolf Hitlern!
Gadolf Hitlern tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.