PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lump Beefrock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Archie Trew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Trew is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Fuck You - Lily Allen. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Beefrock
vs
Trew

200 cm
22
300 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

195 cm
21
300 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lump Beefrock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Archie Trew!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Atkins and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beefrock uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

It looks like Archie Trew has been cut.
Trew throws a predictable looking body shot
and Beefrock counters with a nice uppercut.

Trew changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Beefrock looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Trew is putting a hurting on Beefrock here, landing some big shots from side control.

It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
Beefrock struggling a bit here.
The strikes coming from Trew are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Beefrock regains half guard, as Trew was trying to land strikes.
Trew with the ground and pound but Beefrock uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Beefrock controlling Trew's posture.
Trew lands a couple of elbows.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Trew working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trew missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Trew has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Trew with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

Lump Beefrock's cut is getting worse.
Beefrock knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Trew on the ground.
Trew lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

Lump Beefrock's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lump Beefrock's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Archie Trew!
A very excited looking Archie Trew made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.