PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Professor Subzero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bong Ki Duk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ki Duk has chosen north korea's national anthem as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Subzero
vs
Ki Duk

215 cm
36
267 lbs
15 - 11 - 0

198 cm
35
260 lbs
31 - 22 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Spartan Nutrition

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Professor Subzero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bong Ki Duk!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ki Duk throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Ki Duk clinches up with Subzero and pushes him back against the cage.
Ki Duk throws a punch but it's blocked by Subzero.
Ki Duk blocks an elbow strike from Subzero.
Ki Duk avoids a wild elbow strike from Subzero.
Ki Duk working aggressively here.
A short left from Ki Duk.
Subzero prevents a body shot from Ki Duk.
Subzero being controlled against the cage.
Subzero lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Bong Ki Duk has been cut.
Subzero lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Subzero throws an elbow but it misses.
Ki Duk working aggressively here.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Ki Duk lands a left hand.
Ki Duk with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Subzero throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Ki Duk blocks the elbow strike.
Ki Duk lands with a left to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ki Duk holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Subzero has Ki Duk pushed against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ki Duk.
Ki Duk lands a right hand that snaps the head of Subzero backwards.
Subzero lands a damaging elbow.
Ki Duk lands a nice shot to the body.
Ki Duk blocks an elbow strike from Subzero.
Ki Duk leaning his opponent against the cage.
Ki Duk's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Ki Duk misses with a punch on the inside.
Subzero looking to stall.
Ki Duk avoids the elbow strike from Subzero, against the cage.
Subzero throws an elbow but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ki Duk misses with some punches.
Ki Duk will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Subzero up against the cage.
Ki Duk avoids the elbow strike from Subzero, against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Subzero throws an elbow but misses.
Ki Duk scores with a shoulder strike.
Ki Duk tries a knee to the head but Subzero blocks it.
Ki Duk lands a left hand that snaps the head of Subzero backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ki Duk swings wildly with an uppercut but Subzero uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ki Duk misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ki Duk lands a nice shot to the body.
Ki Duk throws a punch but it's blocked by Subzero.
Ki Duk blocks an elbow strike.
Ki Duk tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ki Duk tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Subzero avoids it.
Subzero looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A short right from Ki Duk.
Ki Duk avoids a wild elbow strike from Subzero.
Ki Duk lands an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Ki Duk fails to land.
Ki Duk lands a shoulder strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ki Duk.
Ki Duk tries to stall but Subzero uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Subzero throws an elbow but it misses.
A short right from Ki Duk.
Subzero throws an elbow but it misses.
Subzero pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Subzero on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ki Duk swings wildly with an uppercut but Subzero uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ki Duk scores with a shot to the side of Subzero's head.
Ki Duk throws a punch but it's blocked by Subzero.
Ki Duk blocks an elbow strike from Subzero.
Subzero landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Subzero.

That has opened up Bong Ki Duk's cut even more.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ki Duk.
Nice elbow from Subzero.
Subzero looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ki Duk working aggressively here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ki Duk takes an elbow to the forehead.

The cut above Bong Ki Duk's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Subzero misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ki Duk.
Ki Duk blocks an elbow strike from Subzero.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Subzero.
Ki Duk dodges an elbow strike from Subzero.
Ki Duk makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Subzero just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ki Duk's brow.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Ki Duk throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Subzeros head.
Ki Duk tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ki Duk struggles to land a body shot inside as Subzero controls his hands.
Ki Duk avoids a wild elbow strike from Subzero.
Ki Duk lands a body shot.
Subzero is breathing heavily.
Subzero lands an elbow inside that Ki Duk shrugs off.

Bong Ki Duk's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bong Ki Duk's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Professor Subzero!
A very excited looking Professor Subzero made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.