PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wile E Coyote (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danny Toddler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toddler has chosen I'm Fat as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

E Coyote
vs
Toddler

191 cm
18
285 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Prefers ground

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Wile E Coyote!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Danny Toddler!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Damien Edna and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Coyote shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Coyote content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

Toddler is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Coyote trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Toddler manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Toddler is still in real trouble! Can Coyote finish him?
Toddler preventing the sweep.
Toddler seems to have recovered his senses.
Coyote looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Toddler puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Toddler wants to control but Coyote is keeping him busy.
Coyote wants to improve his position but Toddler is controlling well.
Toddler seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Coyote does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Coyote tries to get to full guard but Toddler has control of the leg.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Toddler shoots and misses

and Coyote counters with a nice double leg into side control. Toddler won't be happy with that.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Toddler tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Toddler looks gassed!
Coyote scores with punches from side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toddler is trying to control Coyote's posture but Coyote avoids it.
Toddler regains half guard there - taking advantage of Coyote's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Coyote is looking to take a break and control but Toddler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Coyote knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Toddler on the ground.
Coyote drops an elbow to the side of Toddler's head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Coyote scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Coyote is tying to control. Toddler wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Coyote tries to pass to full mount but Toddler defends it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Coyote connects with a nice short shot to Toddler's temple.
Coyote tries to pass the half guard into mount. Toddler knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

Toddler actively working from the bottom here.
Coyote working over Toddler with some ground and pound. Toddler looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Coyote wants to lay and pray for a moment but Toddler keeps working.
Toddler taking some punishment here, with Coyote in his half guard.
Coyote lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Coyote scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Coyote is looking to advance position but Toddler won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coyote is working hard here to advance position.
Coyote working over Toddler with some ground and pound. Toddler looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Coyote is looking to advance position but Toddler won't allow it.
Toddler is not content to let Coyote control the position.
Coyote lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Coyote drops an elbow to the side of Toddler's head.
Toddler is trying to maintain the position but Coyote is very close to passing his half guard.
Coyote winds up and cracks Toddler with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Toddler is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Coyote scores with a couple of nice shots.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coyote trying to mount his opponent but Toddler defends it.
Toddler has hold of Coyote's hands but Coyote slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Coyote wants to pass the guard but Toddler is defending well.
Coyote seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Toddler does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Toddler taking some punishment here, with Coyote in his half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Coyote tries to pass the half guard into mount. Toddler knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Coyote takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Ground and pound from Coyote.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Coyote scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Toddler is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Coyote scores with a couple of nice shots.
Coyote scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Coyote is tying to control. Toddler wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wile E Coyote dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Coyote fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Toddler tries for a takedown but Coyote circles away easily

and Coyote goes for a counter takedown and lands it with interest - it's knocked his opponent senseless! It looks like Coyote 's shoulder did the damage as the two fighters hit the mat.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Slam). Wile E Coyote!