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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Phil Coulson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong Un's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Aegukka. This should be fireworks!
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207 lbs
13 - 1 - 0 |
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184 cm
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203 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Kim Jong Un!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Phil Coulson!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Russell Pearce and Anthony Taglia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coulson misses with a takedown attempt
and Jong Un counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jong Un buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Coulson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jong Un.
Coulson throws a right and a left that Jong Un avoids nicely.
Coulson jabs Jong Un right on the nose. Jong Un blinks but takes it well.
Jong Un takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Coulson misses with a shot to the body
and Jong Un counters with a stiff right hand.
Jong Un displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Coulson.
Jong Un tried to counter with a leg kick but Coulson avoided it.
Jong Un throws a jab but it's blocked by Coulson.
A countering left hand to the body from Coulson misses.
Jong Un cracks Coulson with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jong Un connects with a leg kick. Coulson looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
We've been told by Jong Un's head coaches at Gonzasco Hydropathy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Coulson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Jong Un misses with a looping left.
Coulson wants to land a leg kick but Jong Un is out of range.
Coulson connects with a leg kick. Jong Un looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A slow jab from Jong Un misses its intended target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong Un avoids the body shot from Coulson.
Coulson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jong Un throws a half hearted mid kick.
A low kick from Jong Un is predictable there
and Coulson counters with a low kick, right behind Jong Un 's knee.
Jong Un connects with a nice looking jab.
Coulson throws a series of punches but Jong Un moves out of range.
Coulson looks to land a combination but Jong Un avoids it well.
A jab from Jong Un does it's job there.
Jong Un throws a hook but Coulson blocks it.
Coulson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Coulson throws a series of punches but Jong Un moves out of range.
Jong Un misses with a wild body shot.
Coulson lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Jong Un throws a jab when Coulson was well out of range.
Jong Un throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un throws out a leg kick but Coulson moves out of range and Jong Un only half commits.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jong Un misses with a head kick.
Jong Un takes a swing at Coulson's ribcage but misses.
Coulson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Coulson lunges at Jong Un with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jong Un's hand.
Jong Un uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Coulson.
Phil Coulson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Coulson throws a jab when Jong Un was well out of range.
Coulson misses with a body shot
and Jong Un counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A nice inside leg kick there by Coulson. That's going to slow Jong Un down.
Coulson throws a poor cross that misses
and Jong Un makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Coulson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jong Un throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Coulson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Coulson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Coulson moves out of range of the leg kick from Jong Un.
Coulson tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coulson looks to land a combination but Jong Un avoids it well.
Coulson tries to bum rush Jong Un with a series of wild strikes but Jong Un uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jong Un stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Jong Un throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Coulson gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Jong Un counters with a low kick, right behind Coulson 's knee.
Jong Un steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Coulson.
Jong Un is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Coulson throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Jong Un to counter with a crisp jab.
Coulson throws an overhand right that lands on Jong Un's shoulder, as Jong Un tries to avoid the shot.
Jong Un was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Coulson throws a right hand that misses
and Jong Un counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Coulson is rocked!
Coulson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jong Un can pounce on him.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jong Un. That's going to slow Coulson down.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice inside leg kick there by Jong Un. That's going to slow Coulson down.
A good leg kick by Jong Un.
Jong Un uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Coulson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un misses with a straight left.
Jong Un scores with a jab.
Coulson slips under a jab from Jong Un.
Jong Un misses with a low kick.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Jong Un enables Coulson to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Jong Un manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Coulson throws an elbow that misses. Jong Un uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Coulson's guard. Nice move by Jong Un!
Jong Un tries to free his leg and advance position but Coulson is retaining full guard.
Coulson wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Jong Un is now in half guard.
Coulson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jong Un sitting and controlling from the half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kim Jong Un dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Nice cross by Coulson.
Coulson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Coulson throws a series of punches but Jong Un moves out of range.
Jong Un with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Coulson moves out of range of the strikes.
Jong Un thuds a left hand into Coulson's body.
Jong Un has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Coulson finds it's way round the side to connect with Jong Un's head.
Jong Un throws a chopping leg kick but Coulson manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Coulson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Coulson throws the kick towards the body but Jong Un avoids it.
Coulson attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Jong Un throws a nice inside leg kick.
Jong Un keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Coulson.
Coulson staying out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong Un clobbers Coulson with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Kim Jong Un is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jong Un misses with a low kick.
Coulson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Coulson with a poor takedown
and Jong Un counters with a low kick, right behind Coulson 's knee.
Coulson misses with a series of wild punches.
A shot to the liver by Jong Un. Beautiful body shot.
Jong Un misses with a low kick.
Coulson's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Coulson moves into range and connects with a jab.
Coulson closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Jong Un did well to prevent Coulson getting side control.
Coulson winds up and cracks Jong Un with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Well, if Coulson is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Coulson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Coulson is trying to control. Jong Un wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Jong Un keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Coulson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Coulson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Coulson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Jong Un keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Coulson throwing shots but Jong Un is blocking nicely.
Coulson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jong Un on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Jong Un has his hands clasped together around Coulson's back. He's all about the action.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coulson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Jong Un wants to get back to full guard.
Coulson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jong Un's head.
Jong Un is trying to control but can't.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Coulson wants to pass to mount but Jong Un is defending the position.
Coulson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jong Un defending well though.
Jong Un wants to control but Coulson is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Jong Un chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Coulson can pounce on him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Jong Un throws a low kick but Coulson avoids it.
Jong Un misses with an attempted mid kick.
Coulson feints and then cracks Jong Un's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jong Un down.
Coulson misses with a hook.
Jong Un throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Jong Un lets loose with a powerful body kick. Coulson will feel that in the morning.
A nice combination there by Coulson.
Nice cross by Jong Un.
Coulson throws a low kick but Jong Un moves out of range easily.
A low kick from Coulson is predictable there
and Jong Un makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Jong Un misses the target.
Coulson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Coulson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Coulson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Coulson connects with a solid leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Phil Coulson will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Coulson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jong Un checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jong Un thinks about countering with a body kick.
Coulson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jong Un.
Jong Un with a jab.
Coulson takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Coulson moves out of range of the strikes.
Jong Un feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Coulson's calf.
Coulson avoids the body shot from Jong Un.
Jong Un gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Coulson scores with a sloppy right hand. Jong Un should have avoided that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jong Un looks to score with a jab to the body but Coulson is just out of range.
Jong Un lands a jab to Coulson's midsection.
Coulson catches Jong Un with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A combination from Coulson does no damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Coulson moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Coulson throws a series of strikes that have Jong Un backpedaling.
Coulson connects with an inside leg kick.
Jong Un fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Coulson.
Jong Un lands with a straight right. Coulson didn't see that one coming.
Coulson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jong Un was well out of range. Poor timing from Coulson.
Jong Un swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Jong Un - that will leave a mark!
Jong Un tests Coulson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Coulson closes this distance looking for a takedown but Jong Un circles away.
Coulson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jong Un avoids a kick to the body.
Coulson throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
The fighters circling - Jong Un throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jong Un lands with a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jong Un lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jong Un keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Coulson.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un looks to score with a jab to the body but Coulson is just out of range.
Jong Un scores with a jab to the jaw.
Kim Jong Un is winning the standup battle so far.
Coulson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Coulson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Coulson thumps Jong Un with a low kick.
Jong Un looks to land a body kick but Coulson moved away.
Jong Un moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Coulson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Coulson checks a leg kick nicely.
Jong Un throws a hook but Coulson blocks it.
Jong Un connects with a solid leg kick.
Jong Un displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Coulson throws out the jab.
Jong Un is looking to counter punch.
Coulson will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Coulson shoots in for a takedown but Jong Un shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un connects with a single shot there.
Coulson misses with a looping right.
Jong Un throws an overhand right that lands on Coulson's shoulder, as Coulson tries to avoid the shot.
Jong Un scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Coulson fails with the takedown.
Kim Jong Un has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Phil Coulson.
Jong Un scores with a nice body kick.
Coulson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jong Un tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A big left from Coulson misses.
A jab lands there for Coulson.
Jong Un turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Coulson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jong Un counters with an outside leg kick.
Coulson has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jong Un throws a nice outside leg kick.
Coulson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Coulson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jong Un.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A low kick from Coulson is predictable there
and Jong Un counters with a low kick, right behind Coulson 's knee.
A low kick from Coulson misses
and Jong Un counters with a good low kick that Coulson was not able to check.
Jong Un lands a nice hook to Coulson's body. Coulson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Good standup being displayed there by Jong Un as he connects with a hook.
Coulson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jong Un.
A big left from Jong Un misses.
Jong Un slips a straight right by Coulson.
Jong Un takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jong Un catches Coulson with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Coulson throws a push kick but Jong Un slaps the foot to one side.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kim Jong Un clearly takes that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Coulson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Coulson takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Coulson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jong Un.
Jong Un darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Jong Un swings for the body but Coulson moves out of range.
Coulson moves into range and connects with a jab.
Jong Un tries a head kick but it misses.
Coulson checks the leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Coulson.
Jong Un lands a slapping body shot.
You can see that Coulson has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jong Un connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The fighters circling - Coulson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Coulson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Coulson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Coulson misses with a right hand
and Jong Un connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong Un avoids the body shot from Coulson.
Jong Un swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Coulson wants to land a leg kick but Jong Un is out of range.
Jong Un ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Coulson moves away.
Coulson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jong Un.
A nice leg kick lands there from Coulson.
Jong Un scores with a body shot.
Coulson gets a double leg takedown into Jong Un's guard.
Coulson is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Coulson wants to control from the top but Jong Un keeps moving.
Coulson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Coulson makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Coulson is looking to advance position but Jong Un has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un trying to control but Coulson is having none of it.
Coulson is working to get back to half guard.
Jong Un looking to control and managing it successfully.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jong Un trying to control but Coulson is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un avoids the attempt from Coulson to control.
Coulson looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back!
Phil Coulson has got the better of the ground game so far.
Jong Un is trying to stick to Coulson's back but Coulson is turning into Jong Un. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Jong Un's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Coulson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Jong Un utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Jong Un is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Jong Un trying to keep a closed guard but Coulson is proving a slippery customer.
Coulson is in close to Jong Un's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Jong Un avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Coulson wants to control from the top but Jong Un keeps moving.
Coulson slips nicely into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close fourth round but I would say that Kim Jong Un will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
A looping hook to the body misses from Jong Un. Coulson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Coulson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jong Un looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Coulson lands a nice looking body shot.
Jong Un slips a jab from Coulson.
Coulson looks for a takedown but Jong Un sprawls well.
Coulson lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Coulson.
Coulson misses with a straight right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Coulson misses with an uppercut. Jong Un saw that one coming.
Jong Un takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Coulson shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Jong Un manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Coulson postures up in Jong Un's guard and throws a big left but Jong Un blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong Un wants to sweep here but Coulson controlling him for the moment.
Jong Un is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Coulson being controlled here momentarily.
Coulson throws a strike but Jong Un rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Coulson wants to control the position but Jong Un says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un prevents Coulson from improving his position.
Coulson is trying to control but can't.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Coulson works his way to full guard. Good work.
Jong Un looking to pass the guard.
Coulson looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Coulson is looking for a triangle here but Jong Un uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Coulson can't do much from the bottom here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un is looking to take a break and control but Coulson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
A control attempt from Coulson but he's now mounted!
Coulson keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Phil Coulson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Coulson slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Jong Un not doing much here.
Coulson wants to get back to full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Coulson looking for a kimura from the bottom but Jong Un passes into side control!
Jong Un gets to mount! Coulson was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Phil Coulson.
I think Jong Un has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 48:47
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 48:47
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 48:48
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Kim Jong Un!
Kim Jong Un retains his light heavyweight title!
Kim Jong Un decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Phil Coulson had this to say: 'This wouldn't be the 1st time I came back from the dead.'.
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