PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Paddy O Halloran (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Conors Bitch I I I (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

O Halloran
vs
Bitch I I I

180 cm
18
155 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

175 cm
25
152 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Paddy O Halloran !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Conors Bitch I I I!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitch I I I throws a shot to the body.
O Halloran takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
O Halloran misses with a looping right.
A swing and a miss from O Halloran .
Bitch I I I looks to score with a jab to the body but O Halloran is just out of range.
Bitch I I I misses with a looping left.
O Halloran throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bitch I I I throws a hook but O Halloran blocks it.
A little feinted left hand from O Halloran on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bitch I I I moves out of range of the strikes.
Bitch I I I displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as O Halloran throws out the jab.
O Halloran is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Bitch I I I.
O Halloran seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Bitch I I I shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! O Halloran is backing up but Bitch I I I catches him with a final right hook that drops him! O Halloran covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Bitch I I I Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Conors Bitch I I I!
A relieved looking Conors Bitch I I I thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.