PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pimbo Tights (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brutaali Pekka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tights comes to the cage accompanied by Mama Gon Knock You Out!. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Tights
vs
Pekka

175 cm
31
182 lbs
18 - 13 - 0

186 cm
30
180 lbs
16 - 11 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Milwaukee's Best 160 (80% laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pimbo Tights!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brutaali Pekka!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Sam Margolis and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tights throws a big shot that misses.
Tights seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Pekka throws a low kick but it's checked well by Tights.
Pekka uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tights.
Pekka scores with a hook to the body. Tights takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Tights checks the leg kick.
Tights uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pekka.
Pekka moves away from the strike by Tights.
Pekka misses with a wild body shot.
Pekka swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Tights on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pekka misses the shot to the body.
A little feinted left hand from Tights on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Pekka swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Tights gets a clinch.
Tights tries a body shot but Pekka blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Pekka fails to land.
Pekka has a couple of punches blocked by Tights.
Pekka scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Tights lands an elbow inside that Pekka shrugs off.

It looks like Brutaali Pekka has been cut.
Tights keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Pekka's efforts to push away.

Pekka breaks from the clinch.
Pekka throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Tights counters with a nice body shot.
Pekka drops his hands momentarily and Tights takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Tights misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Pekka to counter with a crisp jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Pekka as he connects with a hook.
We've been informed that Pekka has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Pekka misses with a low kick as Tights jumps back.
Tights throws a shot from downtown. Pekka moves away and avoids it.
Pekka lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pekka swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Tights counters with a straight right hand.
Both fighters circling a little - Pekka finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pekka scores with a nice head shot.
Pekka swats away the attempt to clinch by Tights.
A nice side step and Pekka releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Tights ducks under a wild hook from Pekka.
Pekka swings for the body but Tights moves out of range.
Tights fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pekka manages to avoid it.
Tights rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pekka counters with a low kick, right behind Tights 's knee.
Tights staying out of range there.
Tights moves in looking to clinch but Pekka pushes him off.
Pekka takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Tights takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Pekka throws a lazy right hand but Tights sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tights takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pekka throws a lazy uppercut
and Pekka takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Tights tries to clinch up.
Pekka scores with a body shot.
Pekka throws a low kick but it's checked well by Tights.
Tights tries to counter by clinching up but Pekka breaks away and moves out of range.
Tights wants to clinch up but Pekka keeps it at a distance.
Pekka ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tights moves away.
Pekka buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Tights. Beautiful body shot.

Tights instigates a clinch.
Tights scores a nice knee to the body.
Pekka takes an elbow to the temple.
Pekka lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pekka misses with the head strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tights lands a damaging elbow.
Pekka swings wildly with an uppercut but Tights uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short uppercut from Pekka.
Tights lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pekka.
Pekka lands with a short shot to the head.
Pekka on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pekka on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Tights makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Tights lands a body shot in the clinch.
Tights misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Pekka.

Pekka breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pekka lands a nice hook to Tights's body. Tights takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Pekka is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Tights rather than just go for the knockout.
Pekka throws a jab when Tights was well out of range.
Pekka cracks Tights with a good jab.
Pekka swings widly with a right hand
and Tights counters with a nice uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Brutaali Pekka will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Brutaali Pekka's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Pekka throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tights checks a leg kick.
Tights drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Tights keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Brutaali Pekka seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pekka fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tights looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pekka tried to score with a low kick but Tights checks it.
Pekka throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Tights lands with a right hand.
Brutaali Pekka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pekka misses with a body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice uppercut lands for Pekka. That snapped Tights's head back.
Tights walks into a straight right hand from Pekka.
A low kick from Pekka misses
enabling Tights to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pekka lands with a nice body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tights is looking to clinch but Pekka is avoiding it.
Pekka misses with a leg kick
letting Tights counter with a right hand.
Tights wants to clinch.
Tights fails with an attempt to clinch.
Tights lands a nice shot to the body.
Pekka tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tights was well out of range. Poor timing from Pekka.
Pekka throws a leg kick

and Tights holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Pekka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tights throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Tights misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tights.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tights lands a hook to the side of the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Tights.
Pekka takes an elbow to the forehead.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Tights.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pekka tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pekka tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Tights working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Tights blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tights lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Pekka working hard to break the clinch.
Pekka misses with a punch to the body.
Tights lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Pekka is rocked!
Tights working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Pekka is still on wobbly legs! Can Tights finish him?
Tights misses with a body punch.
Tights pushes Pekka back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pekka pushes Tights back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pekka lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Still in the clinch, Pekka scores with a nice short uppercut.
Tights is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Pekka is defending well for now.
Tights lands an elbow just above Pekka 's eye.
Pekka has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Pekka avoids the elbow strike from Tights, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tights lands a knee to the body.
Pekka is breathing heavily.
Tights using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Tights missing with knees to the body.
Pekka seems to have recovered his senses.
A nice left hand lands by Tights.
Tights misses with a punch to the body.
Tights lands an elbow that stopped Pekka in his tracks for a moment.

That has opened up Brutaali Pekka's cut even more.
A nice left hand lands by Pekka.
Pekka throws a punch but it's blocked by Tights.
Pekka dodges an elbow strike from Tights.
Tights misses with a punch on the inside.
Pekka swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Tights obliges.
Tights works on Pekka's body with a couple of short punches.
Tights lands a damaging elbow.
Tights tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Pekka avoids it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice body punch from Tights - that landed with a thud.
Tights lands with a right to the head.
Tights lands an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tights lands an elbow just above Pekka 's eye.
Knees in the clinch landing for Tights.
Tights tries to land knees in the clinch but Pekka avoids the damage to the body.
Pekka blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Tights lands a nice knee to the body.
Tights makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Tights trying to land knees to the body.
Pimbo Tights has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Tights softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Tights pushes Pekka back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Tights lands a right hand.
Knees in the clinch landing for Tights.
Tights lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tights unloads a knee to the mid-section. Pekka lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Tights misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tights lands an elbow inside.
Tights lands a good knee to the midsection. Pekka won't want to take too many of those.
Tights tries to throw a body punch but Pekka avoids it by throwing Tights back against the cage.
A short left from Tights.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pimbo Tights dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Brutaali Pekka's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Pekka takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Pekka lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tights at a distance.
Pekka misses with a lunging right hand
and Tights cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Are you kidding me?! Tights ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Pekka clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pimbo Tights!
A victorious Pimbo Tights thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.