PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Jon Stanley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theodore Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Theodore Thundercunt will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Jon Stanley
vs
Thundercunt

180 cm
25
245 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

194 cm
25
245 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jon Jon Stanley !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodore Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Bart Greer and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Stanley misses.
Jon Jon Stanley seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt tests Stanley 's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A cross from Thundercunt lands.
Stanley misses with a jab, cross combination.
Stanley swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt is looking for the big counter here.
Stanley seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Stanley sizes up Thundercunt with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

It looks like Theodore Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Stanley looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Stanley swings widly with a right hand
enabling Thundercunt to counter with a crisp jab.
Stanley throws a big shot that misses.
Thundercunt throws a good cross that connects.
Stanley throws the left hand but Thundercunt avoids the punch easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stanley misses with a hook. Thundercunt ducked under it nicely.
Stanley gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Thundercunt connects with a crisp jab.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Stanley is just out of range.
Thundercunt lands a right hook to the body.
Stanley throws a shot from downtown. Thundercunt moves away and avoids it.
Stanley is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Thundercunt's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Stanley takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stanley walks straight into a right hand from Thundercunt - that's dropped him! Thundercunt jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Stanley from any more punishment! Stanley complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Theodore Thundercunt!