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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Theophilius Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Legend Wait For It (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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205 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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185 cm
18
195 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theophilius Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Legend Wait For It!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Bart Greer and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wait For It is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Thundercunt lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Thundercunt lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Thundercunt circles away from the clinch attempt.
Wait For It tries to clinch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Wait For It tries to close the distance and clinch but Thundercunt swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wait For It swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Thundercunt counters with a right hand to the body.
Nice shot by Thundercunt.
Wait For It takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Wait For It tries to clinch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Wait For It forces Thundercunt back against the cage and clinches.
Thundercunt manages to break the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wait For It fails in his attempt to clinch.
Wait For It avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Wait For It tries to clinch up but Thundercunt circles away and keeps his distance.
Wait For It moves in looking to clinch but Thundercunt pushes him off.
Thundercunt scores with a nice right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wait For It tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Thundercunt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Wait For It displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thundercunt throws out the jab.
Wait For It looks to clinch
letting Thundercunt counter with a right hand.
Wait For It takes a jab right on the kisser.
It looks like Legend Wait For It has been cut.
Wait For It tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Thundercunt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the side of Wait For It's head but Wait For It sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thundercunt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wait For It sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wait For It is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Thundercunt is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Wait For It fails with an attempt to clinch.
Thundercunt lands with a shot to the body.
Thundercunt misses the body punch
and Wait For It counters with a one-two to the body.
Wait For It moves out of range as Thundercunt strikes.
Thundercunt stuns Wait For It with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Thundercunt misses the shot to the body.
Wait For It tries to clinch up.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wait For It looks to clinch
and Thundercunt counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thundercunt fires out a quick counter leg kick but Wait For It just manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt circles away from the clinch attempt.
It looks like Thundercunt has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Wait For It keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thundercunt.
Wait For It feints the counter takedown.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wait For It is looking to clinch.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Wait For It moves out of range.
Wait For It doesn't manage to clinch there - Thundercunt circles away.
Thundercunt throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot that snaps Wait For It's head back.
Wait For It tries to close the distance and clinch but Thundercunt swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wait For It tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Thundercunt lands an overhand right.
Wait For It tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Thundercunt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Wait For It tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Thundercunt paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Thundercunt lands a head shot.
Wait For It takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Wait For It is rocked!
Thundercunt drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Wait For It right on the button. Wait For It goes down! Thundercunt follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Thundercunt gets the win via TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Theophilius Thundercunt!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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