PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yo Adrian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Monkey Business (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Adrian comes into the arena with Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing blaring out of the sound system. Monkey Business is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Adrian
vs
Business

225 cm
34
300 lbs
26 - 19 - 1

225 cm
26
300 lbs
18 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Revolution Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Yo Adrian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Monkey Business!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Thiago Cunha and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Adrian wants to clinch.
Business misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Adrian tries to close the distance and clinch but Business swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Adrian rushes Business and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Adrian lands with a right to the head.
Adrian leaning against his opponent.
Our sources have told us that Adrian has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Adrian effectively controlling the action here.
Adrian misses with a hook to the ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Business is looking to take this one to the mat.
Business is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Adrian gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Yo Adrian has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Monkey Business.
Knees to the body from Adrian.
Adrian will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Business up against the cage.
Business wants a takedown but no success here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Adrian taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Adrian crunches a lovely knee into Business's ribcage.
Adrian lands a hook to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Adrian.
Adrian lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Monkey Business has been cut.
Adrian misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Business is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Adrian pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Adrian can't find room to land a body shot as Business controls the action.
Business is working for takedown but Adrian is calmly controlling the position for now.
Adrian misses with a punch to the body.
Adrian lands a shot to the body.
Business told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Business looks winded!
Adrian lands an elbow inside.
Adrian lands a nice uppercut.
Adrian utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Adrian is pushing Business up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Adrian digs a right hand underneath Business's ribcage. Business let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Business takes a knee to the side of the body.
A right hand to the body from Adrian.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Adrian creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Adrian working Business over with knees to the body.
Adrian is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Adrian throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Businesss head.
Adrian controlling the action here for a moment.
Adrian lands a body shot.
Adrian will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Business up against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for Adrian to work.
Adrian scores with a hook to the body.
Business wants a takedown.
Adrian stalling the fight.
Business drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Stalling in the clinch from Adrian.
Business drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Business takes a knee to the side of the body.
A body shot lands from Adrian.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Adrian lands a nice knee to the body.
A right hand to the body from Adrian.
Adrian lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Business backwards.
Adrian lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Adrian pushes Business back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Adrian landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A body shot lands from Adrian.
Adrian effectively controlling the action here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Adrian makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The referee calls for Adrian to work.
A nice right hand lands inside from Adrian.
Adrian lands a body shot in the clinch.
Adrian using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Adrian.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yo Adrian dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Monkey Business's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Adrian clinches with his opponent.
Business takes a knee to the side of the body.
Adrian scores a nice knee to the body.
Adrian leaning against his opponent.
Business has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Adrian after a bit of a struggle.
Adrian throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Businesss head.
Adrian works on Business's body with a couple of short punches.
Knees in the clinch landing for Adrian.
Adrian is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Business can do to turn this around?
A short right hand to the side of the head by Adrian.
Adrian lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Business or not.
A short left from Adrian.
A body shot lands from Adrian.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Adrian putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Business in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Business is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Adrian stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Adrian scores with a hook to the body.
Adrian using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Adrian.

That has opened up Monkey Business's cut even more.
Adrian lands an elbow inside.
Adrian taking a breather.
A left hand lands to the body for Adrian.
Adrian scores a nice knee to the body.
Adrian landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Adrian scores with a shoulder strike.

The cut above Monkey Business's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Adrian lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Adrian lands a shoulder strike.

Business is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Adrian cracks Business with a nice body shot.
Adrian lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Business is still on wobbly legs! Can Adrian finish him?

Monkey Business's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Adrian leaning against his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Adrian lands a nice knee to the body.
Business seems to have recovered his senses.
Adrian lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Adrian controlling the action here for a moment.
Business is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Adrian pulls back and lands a big elbow that stuns Business! Adrian unloads with more strikes and Business sinks to his knees! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yo Adrian!
Our winner, Yo Adrian, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.