PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kaka Pheu Pheu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Miklo Velka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Velka comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Cypress Hill - Insane In The Membrane kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Pheu Pheu
vs
Velka

184 cm
37
207 lbs
28 - 16 - 1

188 cm
44
219 lbs
46 - 35 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Revolution Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kaka Pheu Pheu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 46 - 35 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Miklo Velka!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Alexandre Firmino and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pheu Pheu avoids the body shot from Velka.

Velka clinches up with Pheu Pheu and pushes him back against the cage.
A body shot lands from Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Velka throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Pheu Pheu blocks it with crossed arms.
Velka lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Kaka Pheu Pheu has been cut.
Pheu Pheu dodges an elbow strike from Velka.
Pheu Pheu lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Velka or not.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pheu Pheu.
Velka tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Pheu Pheu managing to block the knees to the body from Velka.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Velka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice elbow from Velka.
Velka pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Velka working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Velka blocks a body shot from Pheu Pheu.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu managing to block the knees to the body from Velka.
Pheu Pheu is working Velka over against the cage.
Pheu Pheu has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Velka doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Velka tries to land a knee to the head but Pheu Pheu blocks with his arms.
Pheu Pheu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pheu Pheu misses with a punch on the inside.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Velka throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Pheu Pheu blocks it with crossed arms.
A short uppercut from Pheu Pheu.
Velka throws a head punch that misses.
Pheu Pheu working some nice short punches in the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Velka throws an elbow but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Velka just misses with a elbow thrown towards Pheu Pheu's brow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu dodges an elbow strike from Velka.
Velka misses with an elbow over the top.
A short left from Pheu Pheu.

It looks like Miklo Velka has been cut.
Velka is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Velka tries to land a knee to the head but Pheu Pheu blocks with his arms.
Velka looking to throw knees to the head but Pheu Pheu is blocking nicely.
Stalling in the clinch from Velka.
Pheu Pheu throws a head punch that misses.
Pheu Pheu scores with a nice hook to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pheu Pheu blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Pheu Pheu misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pheu Pheu blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A right hook to the body lands for Pheu Pheu.
Velka on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pheu Pheu tries to work over Velka's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pheu Pheu tries a body shot but Velka blocks it.
Pheu Pheu lands with a short shot to the head.
With the fighters up against the cage, Velka throws an elbow but misses.
Velka misses with some punches.
Pheu Pheu avoids the elbow strike from Velka, against the cage.
A short right from Pheu Pheu.
Velka's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Velka blocks an uppercut.
Pheu Pheu on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Velka tries to stall but Pheu Pheu uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Velka missing with knees to the body.
Pheu Pheu lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Velka is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Pheu Pheu.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Velka obliges.
Pheu Pheu lands a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pheu Pheu struggles to land a body shot inside as Velka controls his hands.
Pheu Pheu blocks an elbow strike.
Pheu Pheu lands with a right to the head.
Velka lands a body shot.
Velka throws an elbow that misses.
Nice body punch from Pheu Pheu.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Kaka Pheu Pheu will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Pheu Pheu with a body punch. A glancing blow.

Velka clinches up against the cage.
Pheu Pheu misses with the head strike.
Velka lands a damaging elbow.
A head punch on the inside from Velka fails to land.
Velka throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Kaka Pheu Pheu has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A right hook to the body lands for Pheu Pheu.
A nice left hand lands by Pheu Pheu.
Pheu Pheu lands with a short shot to the head.
Pheu Pheu goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Velka pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Velka using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Pheu Pheu has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Pheu Pheu gets through Velka's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Pheu Pheu.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Velka tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
With the fighters up against the cage, Velka throws an elbow but misses.
Velka is trying to stall.
Velka missing with knees to the body.
Pheu Pheu throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Velkas head.
Pheu Pheu lands a hook to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pheu Pheu.

Velka is rocked!
Velka throws an elbow but it misses.
Velka is still on wobbly legs! Can Pheu Pheu finish him?
Pheu Pheu creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Velka with a big uppercut! Velka tries to clinch up but Pheu Pheu pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Velka to the mat! Velka covers up and Pheu Pheu unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Kaka Pheu Pheu!
Kaka Pheu Pheu seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.