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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thomas Hawk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hawk has chosen Deadwood as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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200 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
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190 lbs
14 - 7 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 7 - 1, fighting out of London, Thomas Hawk!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rottencrotch avoids the body shot from Hawk.
Rottencrotch looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Rottencrotch bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hawk's head.
Hawk with a jab.
Rottencrotch cracks a nice hook into Hawk's ribs.
No luck for Hawk with that takedown attempt.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Hawk, as that shot connected.
Rottencrotch staying out of range there.
Rottencrotch throwing a counter right hand but Hawk manages to avoid it.
Hawk misses with a left hand
and Rottencrotch counters with a stiff right hand.
Rottencrotch scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Some wild striking there from Rottencrotch.
Hawk misses with a looping left.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rottencrotch lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Good shot there by Hawk.
Rottencrotch misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hawk throws a counter combo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hawk.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Hawk has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Rottencrotch lands a nice looking kick to the body. Hawk takes a step back to recover.
Hawk throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch throws a jab when Hawk was well out of range.
Rottencrotch feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hawk's calf.
Hawk throws a combination that misses
and Rottencrotch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hawk walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Hawk lands a jab-cross combination.
Rottencrotch throws a body kick that misses.
Hawk darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Rottencrotch pushes Hawk off and gets back to his feet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rottencrotch lands a jab to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hawk misses with a kick to the body
and Hawk takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hawk. Rottencrotch does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hawk tests Rottencrotch's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hawk misses with a series of wild punches.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hawk lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Rottencrotch has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Rottencrotch and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A low kick from Hawk misses
and Rottencrotch makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Hawk really felt that one!
Rottencrotch connects with a single shot there.
Rottencrotch is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Rottencrotch throws a right hand that misses
and Hawk counters with a leg kick.
Hawk misses with a looping left.
Hawk shoots in for a double leg but Rottencrotch sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Hawk is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Rottencrotch slips under a jab.
Rottencrotch just misses with a punch to the body.
Rottencrotch is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Hawk scores with a punch to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hawk avoids a kick to the body.
Hawk fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hawk.
Hawk looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rottencrotch thuds his shin into the meat of Hawk's side.
Rottencrotch lands an overhand right.
Hawk throws a leg kick but Rottencrotch sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Rottencrotch is looking to counter the offense by Hawk and move into the clinch.
Rottencrotch connects with a leg kick. Hawk looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Rottencrotch takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Rottencrotch lands a jab to Hawk's midsection.
Rottencrotch throws a jab when Hawk was well out of range.
Rottencrotch throws a lazy right hand but Hawk sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rottencrotch feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hawk's calf.
Hawk throws a jab but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
Hawk rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Rottencrotch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hawk moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hawk ducks under a wild hook from Rottencrotch.
Hawk doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Hawk shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Hawk throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rottencrotch sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rottencrotch looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Hawk lands a nice shot to the body.
Hawk looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Rottencrotch is fending him off so far but Hawk persists. Nope, Rottencrotch circles away and we're back to standing.
As Hawk backs away, Rottencrotch returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Thomas Hawk.
Good work by Rottencrotch as he checks the leg kick.
Hawk avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hawk. That's going to slow Rottencrotch down.
Rottencrotch throws a hook but Hawk blocks it.
Rottencrotch misses with a lunging right hand
and Hawk counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Rottencrotch moves in looking to clinch but Hawk pushes him off.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A slapping leg kick lands for Rottencrotch.
Hawk throws a shot from downtown. Rottencrotch moves away and avoids it.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Rottencrotch enables Hawk to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Rottencrotch manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Rottencrotch gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Hawk to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Rottencrotch wants to hit a switch here but Hawk passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Rottencrotch there!
Hawk is landing with some decent strikes but Rottencrotch is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rottencrotch keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hawk with shots to the head and body - Rottencrotch looks very uncomfortable down there.
Hawk lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hawk in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Rottencrotch defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Hawk.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hawk landing shots from mount.
Rottencrotch is rocked!
Rottencrotch takes a big shot to the dome and his eyes have rolled back in his head! Hawk's killer instinct has kicked in as he finishes the fight with more strikes. Impressive finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thomas Hawk!
After winning the bout, Thomas Hawk thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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