PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Filemom Macarenco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Al Deal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Macarenco's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Carry On My Wayward Son. Deal has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Al Deal was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Macarenco
vs
Deal

186 cm
22
220 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

198 cm
22
245 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Likes ground

JOKER FIGHTGEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Filemom Macarenco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Al Deal!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Frank Dennis and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Deal gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Deal fails to pull guard.
Macarenco is looking to break free of the clinch but Deal has double underhooks.
Macarenco is looking to break free of the clinch but Deal has double underhooks.
Deal tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Deal keeps control of Macarenco as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Macarenco is trying to break free.

Macarenco breaks from the clinch.
Macarenco closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Deal out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Filemom Macarenco!