PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luiz Angelo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Wyatt
vs
Angelo

200 cm
22
280 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

200 cm
28
280 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Sun-Tzu
Revolution Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Luiz Angelo!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Atkins and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Wyatt misses its intended target.
Angelo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wyatt was well out of range. Poor timing from Angelo.
Angelo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A shot to the body from Angelo misses
and Wyatt counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Wyatt stuns Angelo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Wyatt throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wyatt will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Angelo! But no joy.
Angelo avoids the body shot from Wyatt.
Angelo on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Angelo defending well as Wyatt loads up on a big left hand.
A countering left hand to the body from Angelo misses.
Angelo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wyatt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Angelo swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Wyatt counters with a nice uppercut.
Angelo takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Wyatt.
Wyatt avoids the body shot from Angelo.

Wyatt gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Angelo tries a body shot but Wyatt blocks it.

Wyatt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Angelo dodges the punch combination from Wyatt.
Wyatt throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Angelo cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Angelo throws a body shot but no joy.
Angelo avoids a punch combination nicely.
Angelo gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Wyatt.
Wyatt looks to land a combination but Angelo avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Angelo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wyatt.
A big left from Angelo misses.
Wyatt misses the shot to the body.
Wyatt slips under a jab from Angelo.
Wyatt throws out a powerful jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wyatt lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Angelo at a distance.
Wyatt throws a big shot that misses.
A nice side step and Angelo releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.

Wyatt pushes Angelo up against the cage in a clinch.
Wyatt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wyatt tries to work over Angelo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wyatt lands a hook that snaps the head of Angelo backwards.
Wyatt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wyatt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Angelo tries to work over Wyatt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Angelo prevents a body shot from Wyatt.
Wyatt gets through Angelo's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wyatt misses with some punches.
Wyatt scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Wyatt breaks the clinch.
Wyatt catches Angelo with a right, a left, a right. It's raining punches and Angelo forgot an umbrella! Another punch and he's down. This one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Derp Wyatt!
An out of breath Derp Wyatt thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.