PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Mar Poker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mc Steel Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mc Steel Penn is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Poker
vs
Steel Penn

198 cm
18
270 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
280 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mar Poker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mc Steel Penn!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Phil Schofield and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Poker doesn't manage to clinch there - Steel Penn circles away.
A slow jab from Steel Penn misses its intended target.
Poker tries to clinch
and Steel Penn counters with a stiff right hand.

Poker takes the fight into the clinch.
Poker lands a nice shot to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Poker.
Poker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Poker misses with a punch to the body.
Poker tries a body shot but Steel Penn blocks it.
Steel Penn's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short left from Poker.
Poker misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Poker creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Steel Penn crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5, yes, he's made it back to his feet. He seems OK so it looks like we're going to continue!
Steel Penn looks winded!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Poker has taken the fight to the clinch.
Poker keeps control of Steel Penn as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Poker lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
A left hand lands to the body for Poker.
Poker misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poker stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Poker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Poker is leaning against Steel Penn and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Poker cracks Steel Penn with a nice body shot.
Poker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Poker lands a body punch.
Poker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Poker lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Steel Penn.
Poker lands a shoulder strike.
Poker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Poker is working Steel Penn over against the ropes.
Poker lands a body shot.
A short body shot lands from Poker as the two fighters clinch.
Poker scores with a shoulder strike.
Poker works on Steel Penn's body with a couple of short punches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Poker tries to throw a body punch but Steel Penn avoids it by throwing Poker back against the ropes.
Poker lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Steel Penn is rocked!
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Poker creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Steel Penn is still on wobbly legs! Can Poker finish him?
Poker lands an uppercut.
Poker lands with a right to the head.
Poker cracks Steel Penn with a big uppercut, right up the middle and Steel Penn goes down! Oh, he's hurt! He's bigtime hurt! The referee is giving him a chance to get back to his feet - 4,5,6,7, no, he's called it off! Steel Penn wasn't going to make it and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Mar Poker!
Mar Poker seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.