PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Demoss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and ron jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Demoss's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Here Comes The Boom. This should be fireworks!

Demoss
vs
jeremy

200 cm
22
265 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

175 cm
20
240 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mike Demoss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, ron jeremy!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Lou da Vinci and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Demoss tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Oooh a lovely combination from Demoss sends jeremy down but not out. Demoss dives into side control looking to finish.

jeremy is rocked!

It looks like ron jeremy has been cut.
Demoss will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
jeremy connects with an elbow from the bottom.
jeremy is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Demoss's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Demoss thows a huge punch but jeremy dodges it nicely.
jeremy wants to improve his position but Demoss is controlling well.
jeremy manages to get to full guard.

jeremy working for a triangle but Demoss defends it easily.
Demoss is looking to stand up but jeremy won't let him.
Demoss knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for jeremy on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Demoss avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
jeremy manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Demoss manages to get himself to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
jeremy trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

jeremy drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Demoss dives on top into guard.
jeremy looks gassed!
Demoss has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of jeremy is proving hard to escape from.

jeremy escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Demoss gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Demoss won't allow jeremy to sweep him here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Demoss slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Demoss in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.

Demoss looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
jeremy is looking to regain half guard here but Demoss keeps moving and retains side control.
Demoss throws a strike aimed at the side of jeremy's head but jeremy avoids it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Demoss tries to stand but jeremy is controlling his head.
jeremy dodges the ground and pound from Demoss.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Demoss gets a clinch.
jeremy fails to pull guard.
Demoss working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Good body shot from Demoss.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Demoss lands a left hand.

Demoss breaks from the clinch.
Demoss is looking to clinch but jeremy is avoiding it.
Demoss tries to close the distance and clinch up but jeremy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Demoss dominated that round.
The cut man is working on ron jeremy's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Demoss closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Demoss working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
jeremy takes a knee right on the jaw!
Demoss lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
jeremy tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Demoss smiles and moves away.
Demoss tries to clinch but jeremy is having none of it.
Demoss wants to clinch.
Demoss is looking to clinch but jeremy is avoiding it.
Demoss tries to clinch up.
Mike Demoss seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Demoss tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
jeremy tries to clinch up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Demoss gets in close and instigates a clinch.
jeremy is breathing heavily.
Demoss throws a blind hook that connects with the side of jeremys head.
Demoss scores with a knee to the head.
Demoss landing knees to the body.
jeremy takes a knee right on the jaw!
A knee to the head by Demoss.
A shot in the inside from Demoss.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - jeremy has eaten all the pies!
Demoss lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Demoss landing knees to the head.

Demoss pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Mike Demoss is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Demoss has taken the fight to the clinch.
Demoss connects with a knee to the head.

That has opened up ron jeremy's cut even more.
Demoss creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through jeremy's defenses.
Demoss lands a damaging elbow.
Demoss gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Demoss.
Demoss with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Demoss pushes jeremy back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Demoss pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Demoss closes the distance looking to clinch

and jeremy counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
jeremy moves nicely into side control.
Demoss sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.

jeremy is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Demoss defends it well.

jeremy is trying to work for a kimura but Demoss is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Demoss is looking for a sweep. jeremy is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
jeremy is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!

jeremy get's back to his feet.
Demoss tries to close the distance and clinch but jeremy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Horrible takedown by jeremy or perhaps it was just good defense by Demoss which made him look bad.
Demoss tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but jeremy paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Demoss fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with jeremy, pushing him back against the cage.
Demoss scores with a knee to the head.
Demoss throws a blind hook that connects with the side of jeremys head.
Demoss gets underhooks to prevent jeremy's takedown attempt.
Mike Demoss has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of ron jeremy.

Demoss breaks the clinch.
Demoss doesn't manage to clinch there - jeremy circles away.
jeremy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Demoss darts in and clinches jeremy up against the cage.
Demoss landing knees to the head.
Demoss landing knees to the head.
Demoss with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Demoss dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on ron jeremy's cut.
That's time! Demoss's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Demoss is looking to clinch but jeremy is avoiding it.
Demoss lands with a straight right. jeremy didn't see that one coming.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Demoss! jeremy is out on his feet! Demoss rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - jeremy is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! jeremy is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Demoss!