PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bennie Griffith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Meme Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Meme Machine has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Bennie Griffith's chin.

Griffith
vs
Machine

157 cm
19
346 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Good in bed

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bennie Griffith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Meme Machine!
The judges for this bout are Ron Honeybunn, John Mangel and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Griffith wants to clinch up but Machine keeps it at a distance.
Machine dives in for a single leg takedown but Griffith sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Griffith misses with a straight right.
A jab from Griffith misses.
Both fighters circling a little - Machine finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

Griffith gets tackled into the cage by Machine. Machine maintains the clinch.
Griffith could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Griffith blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Machine manages to break the clinch.

Machine drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Griffith wants to get back to his feet but Machine passes into half guard.

Griffith won't allow Machine to pass to mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Griffith is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Machine perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Machine looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Griffith with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Griffith is looking for a sweep. Machine is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Machine is controlling the pace.
Machine takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Machine scores with a couple of good hammerfists.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machine wants to stand up but Griffith has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Machine looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Griffith might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Griffith is trying to control but can't.
Machine looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Griffith with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Machine lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Griffith! More strikes land and this one is all over! Machine jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Meme Machine!