PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Minging John (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pebbles OfCocoa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Calum Scott - Dancing on my own. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

John
vs
OfCocoa

225 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

182 cm
19
200 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Minging John!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pebbles OfCocoa!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Radbod Blank and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from OfCocoa. Those never looked like landing.
John was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.

OfCocoa has John up against the cage in a clinch.
OfCocoa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
John looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
OfCocoa blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

OfCocoa manages to break the clinch.
John tries to clinch but OfCocoa is having none of it.
OfCocoa tries to bum rush John with a series of wild strikes but John uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
John shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as OfCocoa sprawls well. OfCocoa wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. John gets slowly back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
John moves to clinch but OfCocoa breaks away
and OfCocoa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
OfCocoa tries to bum rush John with a series of wild strikes but John uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
OfCocoa swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
John shoots for a double leg takedown but OfCocoa sprawls well. He's pushed John's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
John tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and OfCocoa counters with a crisp one two that drops John! OfCocoa thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves John to his feet! John is in big trouble!

John is rocked!
OfCocoa looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
John feinted with a counter takedown.
Oh John is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
John drops his hands momentarily. OfCocoa doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. John staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. John doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pebbles OfCocoa!
Minging John spoke after the fight, saying 'I should have won. '.