PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Joe Jacobs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stew Sauced (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jacobs's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Jonny Cash - God's Gonna Cut You Down. Sauced has chosen Irish Jig as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Billy Joe Jacobs has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Billy Joe Jacobs seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Joe Jacobs
vs
Sauced

188 cm
35
208 lbs
17 - 9 - 0

194 cm
29
207 lbs
11 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
World class MT
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Sun-Tzu

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Billy Joe Jacobs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stew Sauced!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Aafke Stam and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sauced tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jacobs walks into a straight right hand from Sauced.
Jacobs slips a jab from Sauced.
Jacobs fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sauced jabs Jacobs to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Sauced plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Jacobs lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Sauced staying out of range there.
Jacobs tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Sauced is able to avoid easily.
Sauced steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Jacobs. That one must have hurt.
Sauced throws a body shot but no joy.
Jacobs tries to clinch but Sauced is having none of it.
Jacobs on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Billy Joe Jacobs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jacobs wants to clinch up but Sauced keeps it at a distance.
Jacobs feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Sauced's calf.
Sauced throws a series of punches but Jacobs avoids them all with ease.
Some wild striking there from Sauced.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jacobs misses with a hook
and Sauced connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Good work by Sauced as he checks the leg kick.
Jacobs plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

It looks like Stew Sauced has been cut.
Sauced swings for the body but Jacobs moves out of range.
Jacobs misses with a body kick.
Jacobs misses with an uppercut.
Sauced takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jacobs getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Sauced misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jacobs.
Jacobs feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Jacobs throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jacobs lands a nice looking body kick.
We've been told by Jacobs's head coaches at Vicious Striking that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jacobs.
Sauced takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sauced gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

Sauced is rocked!

Oooooh!!! Sauced has knocked Jacobs down with a huge combo! Sauced steps away and waves a wobbly Jacobs back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Jacobs is rocked!
Sauced is still on wobbly legs! Can Jacobs finish him?

It looks like Billy Joe Jacobs has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jacobs throws a hook but Sauced blocks it.
Oh Jacobs is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sauced seems to have recovered his senses.
Crack! Sauced connects with the perfect overhand right and Jacobs falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Sauced!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Stew Sauced!
A very excited looking Stew Sauced made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.