PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Prostate Orgasm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirt McGirt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dirt McGirt has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Orgasm
vs
McGirt

163 cm
25
140 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
21
140 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Prostate Orgasm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dirt McGirt!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Michael Johnstone and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McGirt has managed to clinch.

Orgasm breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dirt McGirt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm is having none of it.
An attempted straight right counter from Orgasm misses the target.
McGirt doesn't manage to clinch there - Orgasm circles away.
Orgasm is looking to counter punch.
Orgasm throws a wild body kick that McGirt sees coming a mile off.
McGirt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Orgasm paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Orgasm tries to counter by clinching up but McGirt breaks away and moves out of range.
A head kick misses from McGirt.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm moves away
and Orgasm counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

McGirt takes the fight into the clinch.
McGirt tries to land a knee to the head but Orgasm blocks with his arms.
McGirt looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right from Orgasm.
McGirt misses with a knee to the head.
McGirt dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
McGirt blocks a body shot from Orgasm.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGirt prevents a body shot from Orgasm.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Orgasm.
Orgasm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McGirt prevents a body shot from Orgasm.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Orgasm.
McGirt throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Orgasm blocks it with crossed arms.
Orgasm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McGirt is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Orgasm content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Orgasm working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McGirt manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Orgasm breaks from the clinch.
Orgasm scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
McGirt takes one on the button.
Orgasm avoids the head kick by McGirt.
McGirt shoots in looking for a takedown. Orgasm tries to sprawl out of it but McGirt keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Orgasm manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
McGirt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Orgasm.

Orgasm gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Orgasm lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Orgasm tries to work over McGirt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
McGirt tries a knee to the head but Orgasm blocks it.
McGirt comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Orgasm is working McGirt over against the cage.

Orgasm breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McGirt moves in looking to clinch but Orgasm pushes him off.
An attempted straight right counter from Orgasm misses the target.
McGirt is looking to clinch but Orgasm is avoiding it.
An attempted straight right counter from Orgasm misses the target.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm is having none of it.
McGirt tries to clinch up
enabling Orgasm to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm avoids the head kick by McGirt.
McGirt tries to clinch up.
A head kick misses from McGirt.
McGirt closes the distance looking to clinch
and Orgasm counters with a straight right hand.

Orgasm takes the fight into the clinch.
Orgasm has a couple of punches blocked by McGirt.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Orgasm.
A hook to the body from Orgasm.

Orgasm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McGirt tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Orgasm counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Prostate Orgasm dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Orgasm keeps the fight on the outside.
Orgasm throwing a counter right hand but McGirt manages to avoid it.
Orgasm scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
McGirt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Orgasm scores with a decent looking hook.
McGirt darts in trying to clinch
letting Orgasm counter with a right hand.
McGirt with a lazy takedown attempt
and Orgasm cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McGirt tries to clinch up but Orgasm circles away and keeps his distance.
Orgasm went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.

Orgasm gets a clinch.
McGirt being controlled against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Orgasm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orgasm lands an overhand right.
Orgasm avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Orgasm is looking to counter the offense by McGirt and move into the clinch.
McGirt is looking to clinch.
McGirt fails in his attempt to clinch.
Orgasm was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McGirt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Orgasm throws a front kick aimed at McGirt's knee but McGirt avoids it well.

McGirt has closed the distance and engaged Orgasm in a clinch.
Orgasm lands a body shot.

Orgasm escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Orgasm is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Orgasm throws an overhand right that lands on McGirt's shoulder, as McGirt tries to avoid the shot.
McGirt tries to clinch there but Orgasm circles away.
Orgasm tries to counter by clinching up but McGirt breaks away and moves out of range.
McGirt tries for a takedown but Orgasm sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
McGirt is looking to clinch but Orgasm is avoiding it.
Orgasm is looking to counter with head kicks.
McGirt tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm is having none of it.
Orgasm swats away the attempt to clinch by McGirt.

McGirt forces Orgasm back against the cage and clinches.
Orgasm struggles to land a body shot inside as McGirt controls his hands.
Orgasm lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McGirt backwards.
Orgasm can't find room to land a body shot as McGirt controls the action.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Orgasm misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm lands a left hand.
Orgasm doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Orgasm tries to throw a body punch but McGirt avoids it by throwing Orgasm back against the cage.
McGirt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Orgasm misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Orgasm is trying to push McGirt away but McGirt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
McGirt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McGirt blocking some punches.
Orgasm misses with a hook from the clinch.
Prostate Orgasm has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Orgasm tries to throw a body punch but McGirt avoids it by throwing Orgasm back against the cage.
Orgasm is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McGirt can do to turn this around?
Orgasm lands with a left to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm lands a hook that snaps the head of McGirt backwards.

Orgasm manages to break the clinch.
McGirt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Orgasm paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Orgasm scores with a nice head shot.
Orgasm uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
McGirt misses with a head kick.
Orgasm was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McGirt throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McGirt looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Orgasm looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Prostate Orgasm has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dirt McGirt.
No luck for McGirt with that takedown attempt.
Prostate Orgasm is winning the standup battle so far.
McGirt tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Orgasm manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Orgasm throwing a counter right hand but McGirt manages to avoid it.
McGirt tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Orgasm manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
McGirt moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Prostate Orgasm dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

McGirt tries to clinch there but Orgasm circles away.
Orgasm throwing a counter right hand but McGirt manages to avoid it.
McGirt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
McGirt tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Orgasm counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A big right from Orgasm misses.
Orgasm throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Orgasm lands a lovely overhand right.
Orgasm bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
McGirt throws a head kick that misses.
A big right from Orgasm misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGirt's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Orgasm connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McGirt scrambles back to his feet.
Orgasm with a jab.
Orgasm slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Orgasm loads up on a big right hand but McGirt slips the punch.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Orgasm.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGirt throws a right hand that Orgasm ducks under and follows up with a left that Orgasm also avoids with ease.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm is having none of it.
McGirt tries to clinch but Orgasm moves out of range.
The fighters circle momentarily. Orgasm darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Orgasm scores with a three punch combo!
McGirt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Orgasm paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nice defenses there by McGirt.
McGirt shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Orgasm pinned against the cage. Orgasm gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Orgasm is looking for a counter combo.
A cross from Orgasm lands.
Dirt McGirt is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Orgasm throws a one two combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGirt moves to clinch but Orgasm breaks away
and Orgasm counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Orgasm circles away from the clinch attempt
and McGirt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Orgasm swats away the attempt to clinch by McGirt.
Orgasm missing with a left hand there. McGirt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

McGirt throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Orgasm tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. McGirt is in Orgasm's guard.

McGirt avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Orgasm is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and McGirt defends well.
Orgasm might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Orgasm is looking for a triangle here but McGirt uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm is looking to reverse the position.
Orgasm manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
McGirt is concentrating on defense, preventing Orgasm from advancing position.
McGirt is trying to stand back up but Orgasm is controlling him
McGirt is looking to improve his position.

Orgasm is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so McGirt is just riding it out for now. Orgasm eventually gives up the hold.

Orgasm wants to work for an arm triangle but McGirt is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Orgasm wants to work for an arm triangle but McGirt is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Prostate Orgasm is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm trying to control the action but McGirt is working from the bottom.
Orgasm perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
McGirt is not content to let Orgasm control the position.
McGirt wants to get back to his feet.
Orgasm trying to control from half guard but McGirt is working away.

Orgasm is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Orgasm looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
McGirt wants to control but Orgasm is keeping busy.
McGirt is looking for a sweep. Orgasm is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Dirt McGirt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Orgasm controlling the pace.

And that's the end of the fight!
Prostate Orgasm showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Orgasm has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:27
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Prostate Orgasm!