PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bob Neal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dynamite has chosen Napoleon Dynamite (Remix) as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. On his way into the cage it seems that Bob Neal has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Bob Neal seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Neal
vs
Dynamite

168 cm
23
166 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

177 cm
20
160 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bob Neal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Napoleon Dynamite!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Cecil Peabody and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Neal moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dynamite. Neal does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dynamite moves out of range as Neal strikes.
Neal ducks under a wild hook from Dynamite.
Dynamite walks into a left hand.
Neal lands a lovely overhand right.
Neal with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dynamite gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Neal.
Dynamite has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Neal finds it's way round the side to connect with Dynamite's head.
It looks like Neal has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Neal lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Neal fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dynamite looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dynamite misses with the combination.
Good shot there by Neal.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Neal keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

Dynamite clinches up against the cage.

Neal manages to break the clinch.
Neal throws a right hand that misses
and Dynamite cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A swing and a miss from Neal.
Neal lands with a hook. Dynamite tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Dynamite takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dynamite has a takedown stuffed.
Neal throwing a counter right hand but Dynamite manages to avoid it.
Dynamite avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dynamite tries to counter with a clinch but Neal shakes him off and moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neal is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Nice body punch from Neal.
Dynamite tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Neal was well out of range. Poor timing from Dynamite.
Neal throws a body punch but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite wants to counter with a clinch but Neal pushes him away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dynamite uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Neal.
Neal has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dynamite finds it's way round the side to connect with Neal's head.
Neal swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Neal looks to land a left hand but Dynamite moved out of range nicely.
Neal throws a hook but Dynamite blocks it.
Neal digs a good body shot into Dynamite's ribs.
Dynamite wants to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Neal.
Nice jab there from Neal.
Dynamite avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dynamite misses with a hook.
Neal misses the jab.
And Dynamite tries to counter it with a takedown but Neal pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Bob Neal seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big right from Neal misses.
Neal avoids the body shot from Dynamite.
Neal lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Dynamite takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Neal throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dynamite feints the counter takedown.
A big right from Dynamite misses.
Neal was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dynamite. Neal does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dynamite lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Neal circles away quickly and effectively.
Neal cracks a nice hook into Dynamite's ribs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Neal connects with a body shot that sends Dynamite's belly button to the back.
Neal thuds his right hand into Dynamite's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Neal! Dynamite is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bob Neal!
Bob Neal gave a mention to Arcticus University: London in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).