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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anthony Ivo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tommy Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thundercunt has chosen You are a Cunt as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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230 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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260 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
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Decent wrestler
Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Anthony Ivo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tommy Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Santiago Holmes and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ivo.
Thundercunt has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Ivo ducks under a wild hook from Thundercunt.
Ivo gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Thundercunt.
A telegraphed right hand from Ivo misses the target.
Thundercunt misses with a jab to the body
and Ivo counters with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt swings for the body but Ivo moves out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ivo.
Ivo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Ivo moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Ivo is just out of range.
A solid body kick from Ivo.
Thundercunt misses with a series of wild punches.
Thundercunt on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ivo. Ivo obviously looking to wear him down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt slips a jab from Ivo.
Ivo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by Ivo there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Ivo connects with a body shot that sends Thundercunt's belly button to the back.
Ivo fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Thundercunt.
A jab from Thundercunt finds it's way through Ivo's defenses.
It looks like Anthony Ivo has been cut.
Thundercunt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Anthony Ivo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Ivo misses with an uppercut
and Thundercunt counters with a right hand to the body.
Ivo staying out of range there.
Thundercunt misses with a hook. Ivo ducked under it nicely.
Ivo swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice uppercut lands for Ivo. That snapped Thundercunt's head back.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ivo throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Ivo thumps Thundercunt with a low kick.
Ivo ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Ivo scores with a kick to the midsection.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ivo. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ivo dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Thundercunt. That did some damage!
Thundercunt throws a head kick that misses
and Ivo counters with a low kick, right behind Thundercunt 's knee.
Thundercunt misses with a left hand
and Ivo makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Thundercunt lands a big right hand that sends Ivo crashing to the mat! Thundercunt stays standing though and waves Ivo back to his feet!
Ivo is rocked!
Ivo is looking to land body kicks.
Oh Ivo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Ivo backwards.
Ivo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Thundercunt is defending well for now.
Ivo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt throws a big uppercut that drops Ivo! More strikes from Thundercunt and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Ivo lies dazed against the cage as Thundercunt celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tommy Thundercunt!
Tommy Thundercunt opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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