PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jarvis Avalon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants has chosen Deathly Quiet as his entrance music. Jarvis Avalon had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Avalon
vs
PoopyPants

190 cm
29
210 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

197 cm
37
222 lbs
28 - 18 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Jarvis Avalon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 18 - 0, fighting out of New York, BitchFace PoopyPants!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Richard Clark and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PoopyPants walks into a left hand.
PoopyPants fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
PoopyPants lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Avalon circles away quickly and effectively.
PoopyPants with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Avalon to score with a decent uppercut.
PoopyPants misses with a body shot.
Avalon looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

Avalon gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows PoopyPants to score an easy takedown into full guard.
PoopyPants preventing the sweep.
Avalon trying to keep a closed guard but PoopyPants is proving a slippery customer.

Avalon working for a triangle but PoopyPants defends it easily.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Avalon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Avalon has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but PoopyPants can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Avalon is keeping the position for now.

PoopyPants is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Avalon avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Avalon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Avalon holds on and takes a little breather.

Avalon is looking for a triangle but PoopyPants pushes his legs off easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

Avalon is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Avalon working for a triangle but PoopyPants defends it easily.
Avalon keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully.
PoopyPants tries to free his leg and advance position but Avalon is retaining full guard.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Avalon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Avalon is on top in guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

PoopyPants escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Avalon gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
PoopyPants lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Avalon tries to land a sweep but no joy.
PoopyPants missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Avalon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
PoopyPants told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.
PoopyPants throws a big elbow that misses.
PoopyPants content to stall in guard here.
PoopyPants wants to control from the top but Avalon keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Avalon is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Avalon controls PoopyPants momentarily but PoopyPants frees himself.
Avalon looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Avalon looking for a guillotine here but PoopyPants defends easily.

PoopyPants avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Avalon keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully.
Avalon can't keep his opponent in guard - PoopyPants advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but BitchFace PoopyPants will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

PoopyPants shoots for a takedown but Avalon saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Avalon thinks about countering with a body kick.
Nice cross by Avalon.
Avalon lands a really nice looking cross but PoopyPants seems unphased.
Avalon drops his hands momentarily and PoopyPants takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
PoopyPants on the wrong end of a nice jab.
PoopyPants tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Avalon throwing a counter right hand but PoopyPants manages to avoid it.
A cross from PoopyPants lands.
PoopyPants darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
PoopyPants darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
PoopyPants works Avalon's body with a nice hook.
Avalon catches PoopyPants with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Avalon looks to score with a jab to the body but PoopyPants is just out of range.
PoopyPants shoots in but no luck this time.
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
PoopyPants throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Avalon's waist but Avalon gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing PoopyPants off to one side.
Jarvis Avalon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of BitchFace PoopyPants.
PoopyPants avoids the body shot from Avalon.
Avalon keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from PoopyPants.

PoopyPants tries to keep at a distance but Avalon has taken the fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Avalon gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants jumps guard but Avalon stands there with PoopyPants around his waist. PoopyPants gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Avalon lands a right hand.
A shot in the inside from Avalon.
PoopyPants can't find room to land a body shot as Avalon controls the action.

Avalon manages to pull guard.
PoopyPants stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Avalon swivels though and keeps the full guard.
PoopyPants wants to control from the top but Avalon keeps moving.
PoopyPants stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Avalon swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Avalon is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. PoopyPants is aware though and is defending well.

Avalon working for a triangle but PoopyPants defends it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Avalon had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. PoopyPants defends it easily.

PoopyPants avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
PoopyPants pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Avalon is keeping the position for now.
PoopyPants advances to half guard.

PoopyPants is looking for a kimura but Avalon is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for PoopyPants to get the leverage.
PoopyPants is trying to control the action in half guard but Avalon is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Avalon gets back to full guard.
PoopyPants stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Avalon swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Avalon working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. PoopyPants doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. PoopyPants manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Avalon keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully.
PoopyPants advances to half guard.
Avalon tries to roll over but PoopyPants keeps him under control.
Avalon gets back to full guard.
PoopyPants looking to sit in guard and control but Avalon gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Avalon wants to control from the top but PoopyPants keeps moving.

PoopyPants working for a triangle but Avalon defends it easily.
Avalon wants to control from the top but PoopyPants keeps moving.

PoopyPants working for a triangle but Avalon defends it easily.
PoopyPants not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jarvis Avalon dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Avalon swats away the attempt to clinch by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Avalon moves away.
PoopyPants tries a head kick but it misses.
Avalon uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Avalon wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

Avalon forces PoopyPants back against the cage and clinches.
Avalon blocks the elbow strike.
PoopyPants struggles to land a body shot inside as Avalon controls his hands.
Avalon is pressed up against the cage. PoopyPants has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Avalon down to the mat. Avalon avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
PoopyPants moves in looking to clinch but Avalon pushes him off.
Jarvis Avalon is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Avalon shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Avalon is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that PoopyPants can do to turn this around?
Avalon seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but PoopyPants does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
PoopyPants is pressing down on Avalon's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

PoopyPants is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Avalon is aware though and is defending well.
Avalon stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. PoopyPants swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Avalon controlling from the top position.

PoopyPants working for a triangle but Avalon defends it easily.
PoopyPants looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

PoopyPants working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Avalon doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but PoopyPants is tightening it up a little... Avalon has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Avalon reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Avalon taps out! Nice BJJ there by PoopyPants!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). BitchFace PoopyPants!
BitchFace PoopyPants took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, GREEN!160 for their support in the buildup to the fight.