PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ray Lewis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Lewis might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to LL Cool J - Momma said knock you out. Ray Lewis is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Lewis
vs
Spanked

182 cm
34
170 lbs
30 - 11 - 0

187 cm
37
158 lbs
38 - 14 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ray Lewis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gonna Spanked!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lewis lands a nice leg kick that just misses Spanked's sensitive parts.
Lewis lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Lewis fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lewis moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Lewis moves out of range as Spanked throws a body kick.
A swing and a miss from Lewis.
Lewis takes a swing at Spanked's ribcage but misses.
Spanked lunges at Lewis with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lewis's hand.
Spanked throws a push kick but Lewis slaps the foot to one side.
Lewis scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Spanked doesn't seem bothered though.
Spanked is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Spanked misses with a hook
enabling Lewis to counter with a crisp jab.
Spanked walks into a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice body punch from Spanked.
Lewis has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Top Team in the buildup to the fight.
A bone on bone clash there as Spanked blocks the leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Lewis blocks the low kick.
Lewis ducks right into an uppercut from Spanked.
Lewis misses the jab.
Lewis fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Spanked on the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lewis misses with an uppercut.
Lewis connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Spanked dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Spanked throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lewis just misses with a punch to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spanked. Lewis does a little dance to reset his feet.
Spanked slips a jab from Lewis.
Spanked with a body punch. A glancing blow.
We've been informed that Spanked has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Lewis takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lewis ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Spanked tries a head kick but it misses.
Spanked blocks a head kick by Lewis.
No joy there for Spanked, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Spanked throws an off balance right hand
and Spanked takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Spanked throws out a loose jab but Lewis uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Lewis there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lewis connects with a single shot there.
Lewis lands an overhand right.
Spanked finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Lewis was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Spanked avoids the body shot from Lewis.
Spanked fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Spanked slips under a jab.
Spanked works over Lewis's head and body with a nice combination.
Spanked with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Lewis to score with a decent uppercut.
Lewis checks a leg kick nicely.
Spanked misses with a body shot.
Lewis thumps Spanked with a low kick.
Lewis throws a solid leg kick but Spanked takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lewis.
Lewis throws a big shot that misses.
Lewis throws a sloppy head kick and Spanked moves out of range easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lewis throws a front kick that sends Spanked stumbling back into the cage.
Spanked throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lewis is looking to counter punch.
Lewis throws the left hand but Spanked avoids the punch easily.
Spanked takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Spanked bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Lewis uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Spanked.
Spanked throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Spanked scoring well with a low kick there.
Spanked on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Lewis throws a low kick but Spanked moves out of range easily.
Lewis takes a jab right on the kisser.
Spanked takes a swing at Lewis's ribcage but misses.
Spanked takes a swing at Lewis's ribcage but misses.
Lewis is looking to counter punch.
A lazy left from Lewis finds it's target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spanked avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Spanked throws a right hand that Lewis ducks under and follows up with a left that Lewis also avoids with ease.
Lewis is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanked rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lewis counters with a nice kick to the body.
Lewis misses with a straight right.
Lewis sets himself, and Spanked steps forward looking for the clinch! Lewis avoids it this time.
Lewis lands a right hook to the body.
Lewis throws a low kick but Spanked avoids it.
Lewis walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Spanked throws a body punch but Lewis moves out of range.
Lewis uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Spanked.
Spanked misses with a looping right.
Lewis throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lewis scores with a kick to the body.
Lewis tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Spanked is able to avoid easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Spanked misses with a shot to the body
and Lewis counters with a stiff right hand.
Spanked misses with a right hand
and Spanked takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lewis finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Lewis swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ray Lewis dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Spanked smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Lewis is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Spanked can do to turn this around?
Lewis pivots, looking for a leg kick but Spanked is out of range and Lewis settles back down.
Spanked looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Lewis tries to score with a low kick but Spanked moves his leg out of the way.
Ray Lewis is winning the standup battle so far.
Lewis missing with a left hand there. Spanked was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Spanked throws a series of punches but Lewis avoids them all with ease.
A head kick misses from Spanked.
Spanked throws a body punch but Lewis moves out of range.
Lewis buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lewis tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lewis throws a hook but Spanked blocks it.
Spanked will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A little feinted left hand from Lewis on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spanked cracks Lewis with a right hand to the side of the head.
Spanked looks to land a left hand but Lewis moved out of range nicely.
Spanked moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Lewis misses with a leg kick.
A little jabbing left from Spanked on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Lewis ducks under a wild hook from Spanked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lewis takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Spanked ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lewis moves away.
Spanked connects with an inside leg kick.
Lewis misses with a straight left.
Spanked throws a leg kick that is checked
and Lewis counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Spanked lands with a nice body punch.
Lewis throws a lazy right hand but Spanked sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Spanked takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Spanked moves away from the strike by Lewis.
A shot to the liver by Spanked. Beautiful body shot.
Lewis throws a lazy right hand but Spanked sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Spanked looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Lewis scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Lewis keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Spanked.
Lewis with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spanked jabbing away but nothing is landing.
It looked like Lewis wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lewis ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spanked moves away.
Lewis chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd cheers as Spanked lands an impressive looking overhand right. Lewis doesn't seem phased though.
Spanked scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Lewis takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lewis throws a leg kick but Spanked sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lewis dips to his left and cracks Spanked with an uppercut!
Spanked moves into range and connects with a jab.
Lewis cracks Spanked with an open hand slap.
Spanked bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little jabbing left from Spanked on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Spanked gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A telegraphed right hand from Lewis misses the target.
Spanked takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Lewis with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked misses with a hook. Lewis ducked under it nicely.
Lewis takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Spanked misses with an uppercut.
Lewis feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Spanked throws the left hand but Lewis avoids the punch easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Lewis misses the target.
A telegraphed right hand from Spanked misses the target.
A telegraphed right hand from Spanked misses the target.
Spanked misses with a head kick.
Spanked misses with a hook. Lewis ducked under it nicely.
Lewis throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lewis swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spanked swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lewis swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Spanked throws a looping overhand right but Lewis ducks down to avoid it.
Spanked waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lewis.
Lewis is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Spanked keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lewis.
Spanked shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanked swings for the body but Lewis moves out of range.
Lewis avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Spanked misses with a wild body shot.
Lewis throws a wild body kick that Spanked sees coming a mile off.
Lewis misses with a low kick.
Lewis fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lewis keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lewis moves out of range of the body kick.
Spanked throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lewis connects with a jab.
Lewis wants to slow Spanked down by chopping away at his legs.
Lewis thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spanked misses with a looping right.
Lewis feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Lewis fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Spanked throws a wild body kick that Lewis sees coming a mile off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Ray Lewis will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Spanked misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lewis.
Lewis swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Lewis connects with a crisp jab.
Spanked's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Lewis fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Spanked on the side of the head.
Lewis lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Spanked throws a right and a left that both miss.
Spanked has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Lewis.
Lewis looks to score with a jab to the body but Spanked is just out of range.
Spanked lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Lewis, as that shot connected.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Spanked, right into the meat.
Spanked lands a lovely overhand right.
Spanked misses with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lewis connects with a looping right hand.
Lewis throws a lazy right hand but Spanked sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lewis moves out of range of the body kick.
Spanked has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lewis moves out of range as Spanked strikes.
Lewis misses the shot to the body.
Lewis throws a low kick, looking for Spanked's leg but Spanked calmly moves out of range.
Spanked throws a body punch but Lewis moves out of range.
Spanked moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Spanked misses with a leg kick.
A shot to the body from Spanked misses
and Spanked takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Spanked checks a low kick from Lewis.
Spanked jabs at Lewis's body.
Spanked changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Lewis lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Lewis blocks a head kick by Spanked.
Spanked throws an overhand right that lands on Lewis's shoulder, as Lewis tries to avoid the shot.
Lewis is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Lewis moves out of range of the body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lewis misses with a hook. Spanked ducked under it nicely.
Spanked fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Spanked swings for the body but Lewis moves out of range.
Spanked connects with an inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spanked looks to land a left hand but Lewis moved out of range nicely.
Lewis uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Spanked.
Lewis misses the shot to the body.
Lewis keeps Spanked at a distance using the push kick.
Lewis defending well as Spanked loads up on a big left hand.
An attempted straight right counter from Lewis misses the target.
Lewis avoids a punch combination nicely.
The fighters circle momentarily. Lewis darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Spanked lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Lewis shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked loads up on a big right hand but Lewis slips the punch.
Spanked lands with a cross.
Lewis lands a really nice looking cross but Spanked seems unphased.
Lewis takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Nice defenses there by Spanked.
Lewis throws an overhand right that lands on Spanked's shoulder, as Spanked tries to avoid the shot.
Lewis fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Lewis throws a jab when Spanked was well out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lewis. Spanked does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lewis takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Spanked throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Spanked throws a jab when Lewis was well out of range.
A big left from Spanked misses.
Spanked takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Spanked.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spanked throws a right and a left that Lewis avoids nicely.
Lewis lands an overhand right.
Spanked bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Spanked throws a nice inside leg kick.
Gonna Spanked has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lewis lands a jab to the nose.
A big left from Lewis misses.
Ray Lewis is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Spanked throws a right and a left that both miss.
Spanked dips to his left and cracks Lewis with an uppercut!
A cross from Lewis lands.
Spanked on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lewis. Lewis obviously looking to wear him down.
Spanked throws a hook but Lewis blocks it.
Lewis fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Spanked is out of range.
A big left from Lewis misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Ray Lewis.
Well Lewis has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29

The fight is ruled a draw!