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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barry Biglad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Enormous Butt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Butt has chosen Fat Bottomed Girl's-Queen as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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265 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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260 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Barry Biglad!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Enormous Butt!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Tiny Johnson and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Butt does no damage.
Butt throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Biglad.
Biglad throws a right and a left that both miss.
Butt swinging wildly here.
Biglad looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Biglad lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Butt circles away quickly and effectively.
Butt misses with a series of wild punches.
Butt throws a series of punches but Biglad moves out of range.
A quick step to the side and Biglad tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A slapping leg kick lands for Biglad.
Butt throws the left hand but Biglad avoids the punch easily.
Butt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Biglad was well out of range. Poor timing from Butt.
Butt looks to land a combination but Biglad avoids it well.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Biglad, as that shot connected.
Butt takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
It looks like Enormous Butt has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Butt misses with a wild body shot.
Butt throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Biglad counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A combination from Butt does no damage.
Butt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Biglad.
Butt rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Biglad moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Butt throws a right hand that Biglad ducks under and follows up with a left that Biglad also avoids with ease.
Butt has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Butt there as he acknowledges the shot.
Butt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Butt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Biglad connects with a crisp jab.
Butt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Butt misses with a wild combination.
Biglad throws a good cross that connects.
That has opened up Enormous Butt's cut even more.
Butt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A nice inside leg kick there by Biglad. That's going to slow Butt down.
Butt is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Biglad rather than just go for the knockout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice uppercut lands for Biglad. That snapped Butt's head back.
Biglad avoids a punch combination nicely.
Butt throws a right and a left that Biglad avoids nicely.
Enormous Butt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Biglad connects with a nice looking jab.
Biglad lands with an overhand left.
The cut above Enormous Butt's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butt swinging wildly here.
Butt lands a nice hook to Biglad's body. Biglad takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Butt has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Butt takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Biglad rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Butt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Butt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Biglad.
Biglad appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Butt looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Butt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Butt lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Biglad circles away quickly and effectively.
Butt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Butt throws a looping overhand right but Biglad ducks down to avoid it.
Biglad lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Enormous Butt's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Enormous Butt's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Barry Biglad!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Barry Biglad made sure he mentioned Bushido Fightwear, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
The defeated Enormous Butt had this to say: 'I wonder how much he paid the ref?'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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