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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Theodore Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Papa Shango (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shango has chosen Shango Tango as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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245 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
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280 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodore Thundercunt!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Papa Shango!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Bart Greer and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt throws a hook to the side of Shango's head but Shango sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Shango moves out of range as Thundercunt strikes.
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Shango.
A big left from Thundercunt misses.
Shango has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
The crowd cheers as Thundercunt lands an impressive looking overhand right. Shango doesn't seem phased though.
It looks like Papa Shango has been cut.
Shango misses with a hook.
Shango moves into the clinch successfully.
Shango lands a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Shango controls his hands.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shango throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Shango misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shango's elbow.
Shango misses with a punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Shango.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shango swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
Shango fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Shango misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Shango.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shango.
Shango misses with a body punch.
Shango swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Shango uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shango tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shango lands a right hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shango throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt takes a shot to the head.
Shango tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shango scores with a shot to the side of Thundercunt's head.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Shango on the inside.
Shango swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shango scores with a shot to the side of Thundercunt's head.
A head punch on the inside from Shango fails to land.
Thundercunt lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Shango.
Shango tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Thundercunt pushes Shango back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Thundercunt works on Shango's body with a couple of short punches.
Shango can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shango.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shango's elbow.
Shango trying to control the position but instead, Thundercunt has worked for underhooks and has pushed Shango into the cage.
Shango tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt presses Shango against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Shango lands a left hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Shango struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Shango fails to land.
Shango misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shango swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Shango controls the action.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Shango.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt lands with a right to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Shango controls the action.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Shango swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shango misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shango blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
Shango tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Thundercunt goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shango misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shango has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
Shango prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Shango misses with the head strike.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Shango lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt.
Shango looks winded!
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Shango uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shango tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Papa Shango will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Papa Shango's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Jab from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shango.
Thundercunt misses with an uppercut. Shango saw that one coming.
Shango swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Shango.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Shango prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shango misses with some punches.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shango gets through Thundercunt's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Shango is trying to stall.
Shango throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt wants to break free but Shango has control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shango swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shango swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shango.
Shango misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
A head punch on the inside from Shango fails to land.
Shango lands a right hand.
Shango swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shango lands a body punch in the clinch.
Shango makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Shango misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Shango controls the action.
Shango swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shango's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Thundercunt cracks Shango with a nice body shot.
Shango is breathing heavily.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Shango fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shango struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Shango misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right from Thundercunt.
A shot in the inside from Shango.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Shangos head.
Shango misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt tries to work over Shango's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shango prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt tries to break the clinch but Shango is controlling the position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shango swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Shango throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt lands a body shot.
Shango lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Shango keeps control of Thundercunt as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Shango misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shango has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thundercunt.
Shango tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Shango fails to land.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt is trying to push Shango away but Shango has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Shango can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Shango working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt tries to work over Shango's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shango throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Shango backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Shango.
Shango misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Shango tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Shango fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shango swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Shango backwards.
Shango tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Shango tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt - that landed with a thud.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
Shango tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shango misses with a punch on the inside.
Shango doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Theodore Thundercunt will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Papa Shango's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Thundercunt wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The fighters circle momentarily. Thundercunt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Thundercunt with a nice cross.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shango manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Shango moves into range and clinches up with Thundercunt.
Shango goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Shango controls the action.
Shango blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Shango throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Shango misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shango's elbow.
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Shango backwards.
Thundercunt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Shangos head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
That has opened up Papa Shango's cut even more.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt works on Shango's body with a couple of short punches.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Thundercunt here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Shango takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Shango blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shango working aggressively here.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Shango blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Shango blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Shango misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shango lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Shango misses with the head strike.
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt.
Shango throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Thundercunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Shango blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Shango fails to land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shango fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Shango throws a head punch that misses.
Theodore Thundercunt has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Shango backwards.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The cut above Papa Shango's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Shango controls the action.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Shango controls the action.
Good body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt wants to break free but Shango has control.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Shango has Thundercunt pressed against the cage, preventing Thundercunt from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Shango is rocked!
Papa Shango's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Shango is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shango seems to have recovered his senses.
Thundercunt is trying to break free.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Shango.
Thundercunt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Papa Shango's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:37 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Theodore Thundercunt!
Theodore Thundercunt retains his heavyweight title!
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hype
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