PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Prostate Orgasm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sean Moynihan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Prostate Orgasm has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Orgasm
vs
Moynihan

163 cm
25
140 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
130 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Prostate Orgasm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Sean Moynihan!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Santiago Holmes and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moynihan is looking to clinch but Orgasm is avoiding it.
Orgasm throwing a counter right hand but Moynihan manages to avoid it.
Orgasm lands a head shot.

Orgasm moves into the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Orgasm.
Moynihan wants to break the clinch but can't.
Orgasm lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Moynihan.
A left hand lands to the body for Orgasm.
Orgasm keeps control of Moynihan as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Moynihan looking to slow down the pace here.
Orgasm gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Moynihan.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Orgasm lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Moynihan breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Orgasm seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Moynihan doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling Orgasm to counter with a crisp jab.
Moynihan is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Orgasm tries a head kick but it misses.
Moynihan shoots and misses
and Moynihan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Prostate Orgasm has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sean Moynihan.
Orgasm throws a shot from downtown. Moynihan moves away and avoids it.
Moynihan throws a predictable looking body shot
and Orgasm counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Moynihan is rocked!
Moynihan misses with a body shot
enabling Orgasm to counter with a crisp jab.
Moynihan is still on wobbly legs! Can Orgasm finish him?
Moynihan closes the distance looking to clinch

and Orgasm counters with a left hand that sends Moynihan to the canvas!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Orgasm sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Moynihan's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Orgasm has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Moynihan defend it? Orgasm steps over the head and cranks it - Moynihan is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Orgasm!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Prostate Orgasm!