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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Carson Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Prostate Orgasm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Orgasm has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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130 lbs
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140 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Carson Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Prostate Orgasm!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Daniel Franklin and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Orgasm throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Johnson closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Orgasm to the mat! Orgasm manages to get full guard.
Orgasm working for a triangle but Johnson defends it easily.
Johnson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Johnson seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Johnson tries to stand but Orgasm is controlling from the bottom.
Johnson has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Johnson trying to control but Orgasm is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Johnson stands up and waves to Orgasm to follow him.
Orgasm slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Orgasm counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Orgasm misses with the combination.
Johnson has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Orgasm finds it's way round the side to connect with Johnson's head.
Johnson tries to clinch up but Orgasm circles away and keeps his distance.
Johnson lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Orgasm's coach down at Triton MMA was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Orgasm's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Johnson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Johnson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Johnson misses with a takedown
and Orgasm counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson throws a combination that misses
and Orgasm counters by moving into the clinch.
Orgasm tries to throw a body punch but Johnson avoids it by throwing Orgasm back against the cage.
Orgasm manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Johnson has had enough of the clinch but Orgasm keeps him there for the moment.
Johnson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Carson Johnson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Johnson just leaning against Orgasm, taking a breather.
A bit of stalling here from Orgasm.
Orgasm stalling the fight.
Orgasm lands a hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Orgasm lands with a short head shot on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm lands with a light punch inside.
Orgasm lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short left from Orgasm.
Johnson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Orgasm breaks from the clinch.
Orgasm gets caught flat footed, as Johnson shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Orgasm throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Johnson escapes and throws Orgasm's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Orgasm looks winded!
Orgasm is trying to improve his position.
Johnson tries to stand but Orgasm is controlling his head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johnson wants to control but Orgasm is keeping him busy.
Johnson working the ground and pound.
Johnson stands up.
Johnson gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Johnson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Johnson with a poor takedown
and Orgasm counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Johnson tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Orgasm counters with a two punch combo.
Carson Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Johnson shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Orgasm counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Johnson misses with a takedown attempt
and Orgasm counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Prostate Orgasm dominated that round.
That's time! Johnson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Orgasm throws a jab but it's blocked by Johnson.
Orgasm has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Orgasm takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Orgasm circles away from the clinch attempt
and Orgasm cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Orgasm throws a hook to the side of Johnson's head but Johnson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Orgasm connects with a looping right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Johnson moves out of range as Orgasm strikes.
Johnson connects with a body shot.
Orgasm throws out a loose jab but Johnson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Johnson feinted with a counter takedown.
Johnson shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Orgasm looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Johnson pushes past his half guard into mount!
Orgasm is breathing heavily.
Orgasm slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Orgasm is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Johnson pulls his head out easily.
Johnson wants to pass the guard but Orgasm is defending well.
Orgasm is staying active underneath Johnson, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Orgasm looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Johnson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Johnson tries to pass to full mount but Orgasm defends it.
Johnson wants to control but Orgasm is keeping him busy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orgasm looking for submissions off his back.
Johnson trying to pass the guard but Orgasm defending well.
Johnson is keen to just control but Orgasm is a slippery customer.
Johnson is trying to work for a kimura but Orgasm is defending well.
Orgasm looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Johnson controlling the action here.
Orgasm looking for submissions off his back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson trying to control from half guard but Orgasm is working away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Johnson is really struggling to control Orgasm but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Orgasm regains full guard. Nicely done.
Orgasm had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Johnson defends it easily.
Johnson throws a big elbow that misses.
Johnson trying to control the position from guard on top but Orgasm is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Orgasm escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Johnson gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Carson Johnson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Orgasm is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Johnson frees his head nicely. Oh but Orgasm has switched to an armbar! Johnson is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Prostate Orgasm!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
43% |
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