PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Poopie Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bogdan Stanek (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Pants
vs
Stanek

165 cm
19
143 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

179 cm
25
155 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Powerful

KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Poopie Pants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bogdan Stanek!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Russell Pearce and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stanek closes this distance looking for a takedown but Pants circles away.
Stanek looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Stanek fails with the takedown.
Nice body kick there by Pants.
Stanek fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Poopie Pants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bogdan Stanek.
Stanek dives in for a single leg takedown but Pants sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Stanek tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Pants swivels and escapes.
Pants cracks the inside of Stanek's front leg.
Pants seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Stanek takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Pants plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Pants cracks the inside of Stanek's front leg.
Stanek looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Pants is fending him off so far but Stanek persists. Nope, Pants circles away and we're back to standing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stanek doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Pants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Stanek looks winded!
Pants connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Stanek's hands.

Pants knocks Stanek to the floor with a head kick! Can he finish him!?

Stanek is rocked!

Pants looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Stanek is still in real trouble! Can Pants finish him?

Pants decides to take the fight back to the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stanek shoots in looking for a takedown. Pants tries to sprawl out of it but Stanek keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Pants manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Pants drops Stanek with a huge uppercut! Stanek drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Pants is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Poopie Pants!
A victorious Poopie Pants thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.